Squonk

A dank term for a person whom suffers from Strabismus ( Cross-Eyed Syndrome)

Ow Squonk! Pass us the Dark Fruits

by NiandraLaDes September 17, 2019

Squonk

Performed by a woman after an unprotected clunge-plunging session. The act of firing out the man's splooge from their vertical smile using the vaginal muscle contraction. Not recommended by those seeking pregnancy.

Also: Squonking; Squonked; Squonks; Squonkette

*Are you going to squonk it out when I'm done?

*That lassy loves Squonking over the bog after a good session.

*Family planning, no need, she's a Squonker.

*That little cowbag Squonked all over my creme carpet.

*After boning, she always Squonks it out into her hand.

*Watch her with your bedsheets, she's a right little Squonkette.

by 5iWa September 11, 2010

Squonk

An onomatopoeic word; the characteristic vocal sound of yaks.

"Squonk" said the yak, happily.

The sheep were baaing, the cows were mooing, the yak were squonking.

by leslieknope May 15, 2014

Squonk

The high pitched sound of a river otter

Did you hear his squonk?!

by Tetrini July 30, 2018

squonk

The act of squeezing e-liquid from the reservoir of a bottom-fed e-cig mod up into the atomizer.

Forgetting to squonk to can lead to dry hits and a burnt wick.

by Ewussor March 10, 2015

Squonking

When someone beats 4 Penguins in a shed in Bumfuck, Florida that's a full squonking.

That sevens player only wins by Squonking!

by Not Artemis Black! August 23, 2023

squonk

A mythical bird that is covered in warts who continously weeps in self-pity.

I saw a squonk sitting on one of the pumps at the gas station.

by Blue Junglist December 19, 2004