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semi-erect penis. not quite a full hard-on, yet more then a little aroused
Dude, she left me with a squoner after we made out.
squoner by pbid October 4, 2009
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the period of male excitation before full erection
She was so hot that my squoner developed into a boner.
squoner by squonerkid69 May 4, 2011
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When a female squats and hovers while using the toilet to avoid contact with the seat.
The squover maneuver is most commonly performed when using public facilities.
Squover by Henry_D April 16, 2009
A long, wet, squeaky sounding emission of gas from the anus.
Did you just let out a squiner? You may need to change your pants.
Squiner by RedPuppy February 20, 2019
A squoger is a mutated squirel that attacks helpless people while taking dumps in the woods.
I got my ass bitten by a squoger while shitting in the woods.
Squoger by Kater-Tater-Tot March 24, 2009

squonker 

When someone has some squeezable place that is just so juicy you wanna squeeze and say “squonk” like a clown horn.
Homie’s ass is so thick from leg day it’s become quite the squonker.
squonker by teejthedeej January 10, 2023
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026
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