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Squoozed 

Pronounced \ˈsqüzd\

Function: noun, adj.,verb and transitive
verb (a quad threat word)

Etymology: alteration of obsolete English quease, from Middle English queysen, from Old English cwȳsan; akin to Icelandic kveisa stomach cramps

Date: circa 1601


A combination of past, present and future commonly (or uncommonly) used in liu of the word squeezed.


1.To pressure or intimidate (someone) to comply with a demand, as to make an extortion payment

2.To obtain room for by pressure; cram:

3.to push (oneself or a thing) into a confined space
Example#1 "He felt all squoozed after he got beat the fuck down"

Example#2: "Is it hot in here or are we just all sqoozed the fuck up?"

Example#3: She squoozed her books into the little ass briefcase.

Example#4: "Looks like that booty is all squoozed in them squeezy jeans"
Squoozed by War Bishop March 2, 2009
Related Words

squoozed 

Last night, I squoozed some orange juice.
squoozed by Sarah Hoov December 9, 2008

Squoozed 

To aggressively squeeze.
When Yoshi went to putt the golf ball, he squoozed the dick so hard he missed.
Squoozed by Frank Marino October 3, 2020
Past, Present, and Future tenses of squeeze.
I got squozed before, during, and after I am squeezing.
Squozed by Squozed Inc. March 9, 2020
The patient had a cyst on his chest so we squooze puss out of it.
squooze by HM2SelCooper June 7, 2009
The past tense act of squeezing.

Can be used as Squozen as well.
Jules "Yummm, that some freshly squozed lemonade."
Monica "What the fuck is squozed, do you mean squeezed?"
Jules "It just sounds cooler, bitch."
Squozed by icecubebaby99baby September 3, 2007