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Middle aged balding men who like to finger small holes filled with either plastic but prefer silicone, they then suck on the tip of an affixed tube that produces vapour
Steve and Lee love to squonk,... They're always at it fingering their holes,... Constantly squonking
squonking by ApcharA August 6, 2017

squeaking spring symphony 

the beautiful sound of two people having sex! (on a cheap bed)
One squeaking spring symphony coming up!
When a cat stretches it's arms and legs while laying in their back, usually when sleeping or playing.

This verb was created by cat related profiles on Twitter, specifically by Hum Twitter, which is a community that usually posts photos of kittens with silly captions.
That kitty is squoinging.
My cat's squoing is so cute!
Squoing by Hum Baby Angel May 14, 2023

Scronking 

The process of colliding two scrotum together

The act of boinging during sexual intercourse
I love to perform scronking with my love partner
Scronking by TheKingOfScronkers February 25, 2020
According to Metro the Pet Shop Boy's musical "Closer to Heaven" was "Stonking! 4 stars!"
stonking by Kaworu April 12, 2005

Squawking dragon

During intercourse when a male both ejaculates and rips ass at the same time. Truly one of the best feelings of all time although it may lead to you being single.
Dude, last night I totally pulled the elusive squawking dragon with my girlfriend. She was less than impressed.
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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
Word of the Day on October 21, 2026

Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Word of the Day on October 20, 2026
Basically the same meaning as ate.
x:"Girl your fit chewed today!"
Chewed by iod1o March 30, 2022
Word of the Day on October 19, 2026

Blue Movie 

A pornographic film.

The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.
I found your stash of blue movies under your bed.
Blue Movie by Shayde79 January 20, 2011
Word of the Day on October 18, 2026

fache-couture 

French slang, which translated, means "bull's fashion" but basically equates to "hyper trendy" or overly trendy. Used when a person wishes to express distaste at the latest fashion trend/fad, because it seems that everyone has a certain item of clothing or is wearing it. This term is most frequently heard in Paris but is slowly spreading to other parts of France.
1. That Burberry scarf is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.
fache-couture by bkgmh46x0x March 18, 2008
Word of the Day on October 17, 2026
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