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Middle aged balding men who like to finger small holes filled with either plastic but prefer silicone, they then suck on the tip of an affixed tube that produces vapour
Steve and Lee love to squonk,... They're always at it fingering their holes,... Constantly squonking
squonking by ApcharA August 6, 2017

squeaking spring symphony 

the beautiful sound of two people having sex! (on a cheap bed)
When a cat stretches it's arms and legs while laying in their back, usually when sleeping or playing.

This verb was created by cat related profiles on Twitter, specifically by Hum Twitter, which is a community that usually posts photos of kittens with silly captions.
That kitty is squoinging.
My cat's squoing is so cute!
Squoing by Hum Baby Angel May 14, 2023

Scronking 

The process of colliding two scrotum together

The act of boinging during sexual intercourse
I love to perform scronking with my love partner
Scronking by TheKingOfScronkers February 25, 2020
According to Metro the Pet Shop Boy's musical "Closer to Heaven" was "Stonking! 4 stars!"
stonking by Kaworu April 12, 2005

Squawking dragon

During intercourse when a male both ejaculates and rips ass at the same time. Truly one of the best feelings of all time although it may lead to you being single.
Dude, last night I totally pulled the elusive squawking dragon with my girlfriend. She was less than impressed.