Squondom 

Squirrel condom, to prevent squaids (Squach I V)

Sock your squock before you rock. Use a Squondom

Squondom by Batmannnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn July 11, 2010

squandom 

A word used in derogatory terms meaning anything to confuse or annoy those being it used upon.

"Don't make me squandom you upside the face."
"I squandomed your mom all night."
"I'll squandom your friend Amanda any day of the week."

squandom by Phantom9013 September 22, 2007