Spyri

spyri ist ein Mädchen was komisch ist. Sie hat Druck manchmal und raucht weil sie denkt es wäre cool. Ihr Wort hält sie nich. Sie ist der Typ Mensch der wenn eine Person stirbt lacht. Ekligen Charakter einfach

Spyri

Spyri by Xelef December 1, 2021

Skyrim

The reason you can hold your piss for 10 hours.

video game playstation 3 xbox360 addictive [Skyrim}

Skyrim by sweet_sagittarius December 13, 2012

Skyrim

The reason I haven't heard from my girlfriend in a month.

Friend: Hey, where's Susan?

Me: I got cock-blocked by Skyrim again...

Skyrim by Mausie January 2, 2014

Spiritpunk 

A genre that focuses on the juxtaposition of the material world and the spiritual world. It mainly illustrates enlightenment, esoteric technology, spiritual intelligence, and deification.

Sometimes, it can take place in a dystopian future where the soul is being exploited in a malignant way within the material world, which will make humans transcend beyond their physical and mental capacity to become emanations of divinity. Or, it can even take place in an optimistic future within the spiritual world where enlightened beings named Bodhisattvas delay their salvation to Nirvana due to their compassion for suffering humans so that they can help them obtain moksha in order to escape the material world and guide them towards true freedom from the cycle of Samsara.

"The Spiritpunk genre has an oriental style to it mixed with ancient mythology from eastern cultures."

"The very theme of Spiritpunk can also be seen as the answer to cyberpunk, as it focuses on the significance of the soul, rather than materialistic and technological attachments."

Spiritpunk by GhostFalcon April 3, 2020

Spiritual Bowel Syndrome 

(of a person on LSD) a rumbling or dull discomfort in the bowels indicating that one has to poop; an experience entirely different from that of the Vyvanse cleanse

"We need to get on our way to the creek before we come up."
"Wait... Oh, man, I think I'm already there. I've got spiritual bowel syndrome."
"Shit."

Spiritual Bowel Syndrome by Kashmir Cardigan August 26, 2017

positive spiritual energy 

Is what you want to conduct to produce Love, Peace, Happiness, etc. Opposite of negative spiritual energy which produces Hate, War, Sadness, etc.

If you want to get stronger, lift weights. If you want to get smarter, read an encyclopedia. If you want more positive spiritual energy, practice doing good.

positive spiritual energy by Kahdlibber October 10, 2017

spirit airlined 

Being tricked into a service that robs you, unknowingly signing on to something because you think it is a good deal only to find yourself penniless and hungry wishing you had chosen Delta.

Tyler: John I just got a truck off craigslist for $200
John: That's awesome, how does it run?
Tyler: It only came with the steering wheel.
John: Oh shit boy you just got spirit airlined!

That woman plays more tricks than a Spirit Airline's stewardess.

spirit airlined by llama tattoo July 8, 2012