noun;
the sexual act where the partner pulls apart the cheeks of the significant other and speaks dragon language in their arsehole
the sexual act where the partner pulls apart the cheeks of the significant other and speaks dragon language in their arsehole
sally really wanted to try something new in the bedroom, we tried skyrimming but she was more confused then aroused
by the real dovakin November 04, 2016
A sexual position wherein the skyrimmee takes off clothes and underpants and hangs from a bar. The skyrimmer then stands underneath and administers analingus as the recipient swings in the wind.
by Cubbance November 11, 2011
by GHRockotron3000 September 04, 2016
by sweet_sagittarius June 07, 2012
The reason I haven't heard from my girlfriend in a month.
by Mausie January 03, 2014
1. The greatest game in the history of mankind.
2. The most effective form of birth control to have ever been invented, the effects of which reportedly last around 300 hours.
3. An anti-depressant
4. An anti-social-life (I regret nothing)
2. The most effective form of birth control to have ever been invented, the effects of which reportedly last around 300 hours.
3. An anti-depressant
4. An anti-social-life (I regret nothing)
If you want to keep your kids abstinent, give them a good computer and Skyrim. They will never leave their bedrooms again (for alternatives, see Oblivion and Morrowind).
by whattheheckisapseudonym? February 16, 2012
The act of attempting to climb steep mountains/hills by jumping at various angles repeatedly in video games instead of trying to find the actual path that was intended to be used. Most commonly done while playing Skyrim, but can be performed in other games as well, with varying success depending on the video game and the mountain/hill in question.
by kjlynn March 15, 2015