3 definitions by Mausie

Crop-Blocked

A possible side effect of dating someone who enjoys gardening, Crop-Block occurs when your significant other/crush uses their garden as a means to avoid sex, a date, or spending time together.

Jon: "Hey, wanna catch that new movie?"
Jane: "Oh, um... I gotta... Water my petunias!"
Jon:" Did I seriously get Crop-Blocked?"

by Mausie August 21, 2015

Skyrim

The reason I haven't heard from my girlfriend in a month.

Friend: Hey, where's Susan?

Me: I got cock-blocked by Skyrim again...

by Mausie January 3, 2014

Fogling

Named after Jared Fogle, fogling is the act of ogling at underage girls.

"I think I just caught Mike fogling that group of girls..."

by Mausie August 21, 2015