Skyrim-job
Man 1: Dude have you seen the new Elder Scrolls trailer?!
Man 2: Are you kidding me, man? It gave me a Skyrim-job!!!
Man 2: Are you kidding me, man? It gave me a Skyrim-job!!!
Skyrim-job by xman2008 April 21, 2011
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Skyrim-job
Man 1 : your wife seems pissed?
Man 2 : Not sure I'll check after I smith this Daedric Sword.
Wife : Where the Fuck have you been?
Man 2 : Sorry I smithed a sword and needed to decorate my house with it.
Wife: I want a divorce!
Man 2 : Thats cool, I'll just finish this quest and we can talk about it some more.
Man 3 : Looks like she just got a Skyrim-job.
Man 2 : What is that? Hold on I need to make some ebony armour real quick.
Man 2 : Not sure I'll check after I smith this Daedric Sword.
Wife : Where the Fuck have you been?
Man 2 : Sorry I smithed a sword and needed to decorate my house with it.
Wife: I want a divorce!
Man 2 : Thats cool, I'll just finish this quest and we can talk about it some more.
Man 3 : Looks like she just got a Skyrim-job.
Man 2 : What is that? Hold on I need to make some ebony armour real quick.
Skyrim-job by ladyhawk123 January 12, 2012
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Skyrim job by Daikatana8 December 26, 2011
Skyrim Job
Person 1: I got a Skyrim job last night!
Person 2: Lucky! I didn't even get a rim job! Let alone a Skyrim Job!
Person 2: Lucky! I didn't even get a rim job! Let alone a Skyrim Job!
Skyrim Job by GlassVial December 17, 2011
Skyrim Job
Friend #1: Dude! I got dome while playing Skyrim!
Friend #2: I wish i got a Skyrim Job.... :(
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Friend #2: I wish i got a Skyrim Job.... :(
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Skyrim Job by counterflow69 October 15, 2011
Skyrim Job
When one receives a blow job or hand job, preferably a blow job, while playing Skyrim.
The ultimate turn-on for all those gamers out there spending their lives fighting off the evil with their potions as their girlfriend slays their junk in the funnest way possible.
The ultimate turn-on for all those gamers out there spending their lives fighting off the evil with their potions as their girlfriend slays their junk in the funnest way possible.
"Hey man, wanna come to the movies with us tonight?"
"Nah man, my girlfriend just finished making me a sandwich and is giving my a Skyrim Job right now."
"Holy shit dude no way!!!"
"I fucking love this game."
"Nah man, my girlfriend just finished making me a sandwich and is giving my a Skyrim Job right now."
"Holy shit dude no way!!!"
"I fucking love this game."
Skyrim Job by BeastlovesHarlot January 5, 2012
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