by ericstotle January 09, 2012
A rimjob given while hanging from the ceiling or other way of suspending one's self in the air. Considered a game to some people.
I asked Ted if he got to try skyrim yet. But he said his hardware wasn't up to it, and he got a face full of poop.
by Bip Bip Daniels December 12, 2010
A variation of the mile high club, where instead of having intercourse, you receive a classic rim job at exactly 1 mile in the air, or 35000 feet, you choice. Also the 5th title in the Elder Scrolls series.
Scott got caught by the flight attendant giving his life partner a premature skyrim, as they were only at 17000 feet.
by Deputydog April 14, 2011
The worst elder scrolls game of all time. It was only pretty. It had a meh combat system but oblivion looked was better. Did not have the depth and story of morrowind or oblivion. Do not get. Its only redeeming quality was its modding community.
Person 1:skyrim sucked.
Person 2:Yeah! Oblivion and morrowind
Idiot who has never played elder scrolls before; SKYRIM IS THE BEST JUST LIKE REPUBLICANS AND XBOX AND CALL OF DUTY!!
Person 2:Yeah! Oblivion and morrowind
Idiot who has never played elder scrolls before; SKYRIM IS THE BEST JUST LIKE REPUBLICANS AND XBOX AND CALL OF DUTY!!
by totesofficalcameronpearce May 02, 2013
by ilovenotplayingskyrim December 31, 2011
The flight to Malaysia was going to be a long one, and I was really horny when I looked at my boyfriend in those leather pants. I grabbed his leg, he looked at me. I looked at him and gestured to the bathroom. We maneuvered our way around the flight attendants and food trolley. In the bathroom, I turned him towards the sink, pulled down his pants and went to town.
At 30,000 feet, he gasped, "ahhhhhhhhaaaaauhhhhhhhskyrim"!!!!!!!!!
At 30,000 feet, he gasped, "ahhhhhhhhaaaaauhhhhhhhskyrim"!!!!!!!!!
by bettyspaghetti December 05, 2011