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spunkslinger 

1. A man who ejaculates forcefully enough for his jism to shoot substantially further.

2. An insult.
1. That spunkslinger did it all over her chest, man! This is such a cool porno.

2. Oh Jane, you're such a slutmonkey spunkslinger.
spunkslinger by nitrojane May 22, 2004

skankstain 

An awesome person and totally not the smear of filth left on your sheets after bedding a skank.
Wow that skankstain is even more awesome than I thought!
skankstain by Stray2615 April 30, 2019

spunkstick 

The producer of man sap; the pink piston; the location of a man's second brain, or simply wood.

The more generously endowed may prefer to call it the spunk trunk.
Babe, check out how swollen and purple my spunkstick is!!
spunkstick by Irritatus Maximus October 20, 2007

spunk stain 

A visible stain left on an object by dried semen.
Monica had a spunk stain on her dress.
spunk stain by Ghost July 27, 2003

spunkstache 

a guy that blows his load on another guys mustache. Or a ugly chick with a mustache.
kc: Man that guy is gay as fuck.
J-Rock: why man.
kc: because I know this guy that knows this guy that blew his load all over his face and gave him a spunkstache.
spunkstache by verhaeghe February 4, 2010

Spunksta 

A spunky-prankster-rebel-punk who everybody loves, but he’s cool about it and not arrogant.
Aston Kutcher is Spunksta wicked.
Spunksta by Cow Chip June 19, 2010