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Spunktacles 

Shooting your muck on the face of a willing partner, framing her eyes in thick ropes of jizz.
"How'd you get on last night mate?"

"Sound. Got a BJ off a scuddie behind a skip. Pulled out just in time to give her a pair of spunktacles!"
Spunktacles by cheesybeef February 9, 2010

Spunkstain 

A spot of seman or other type of sex juice on clothes, furniture, sheets or blankets
Karen, did you know that you had a big spunkstain on your bead spread.
Spunkstain by Steve Connors April 4, 2006

spunksaba 

To cum or squirt into a sponge, stick it between your asscheeks, then another person sucks on the sponge until drained of fluid.
Fluffyhead loved to spunksaba with his best friend’s milf.
spunksaba by Skyyyyu.u September 3, 2022

Spunktastic 

Something or someone worthy of being the subject of a person's oneristic tendencies. Something or someone worth wanking over.
"Her baps are spunktastic"
Spunktastic by Machtzu October 18, 2004

spunkstick 

The producer of man sap; the pink piston; the location of a man's second brain, or simply wood.

The more generously endowed may prefer to call it the spunk trunk.
Babe, check out how swollen and purple my spunkstick is!!
spunkstick by Irritatus Maximus October 20, 2007

spunkstache 

a guy that blows his load on another guys mustache. Or a ugly chick with a mustache.
kc: Man that guy is gay as fuck.
J-Rock: why man.
kc: because I know this guy that knows this guy that blew his load all over his face and gave him a spunkstache.
spunkstache by verhaeghe February 4, 2010