spunkstick

The producer of man sap; the pink piston; the location of a man's second brain, or simply wood.

The more generously endowed may prefer to call it the spunk trunk.

Babe, check out how swollen and purple my spunkstick is!!

by Irritatus Maximus October 20, 2007

Sunstick

A Kurdish man's large, thick penis. The sun is the national symbol of Kurds so that's why it's called a Sunstick.

I just want your big, swollen sunstick inside me, heval.

by Nice to meat you March 1, 2021

spunkstache

a guy that blows his load on another guys mustache. Or a ugly chick with a mustache.

kc: Man that guy is gay as fuck.
J-Rock: why man.
kc: because I know this guy that knows this guy that blew his load all over his face and gave him a spunkstache.

by verhaeghe February 4, 2010

Spunksock

A sock normally kept in the bedroom under ones bed, for the purpose of 'spunking' in to after having 'a wank'. A genuine spunksock can go unwashed for up to twelve months and hold up to four pints of jism. The original spunksock is a white sports sock with a red band and a green band around the top.

I've just put my spunk sock in the washing machine on a boilwash - it took me thirty minutes to unstick it from my bedroom carpet.

by Pabski July 14, 2003

Spunk Stick

A young man who thinks with only his penis. He may be attractive, however lacks mental faculties. (Derogatory)

That young man is nothing but a no good Spunk Stick!

by headcase360 March 28, 2010

spunksicle

A drop of semen that has frozen. It is not a nice sight behold

ewwwwwwwww, someone made a spunksicle

by Mungu February 25, 2007

shankstick

A person who is annoying 99.99% of the time and causes the world to crash all around him or her.

Thanks alot for screwing up my day you fuckin' shankstick.

by James R January 21, 2004