spunkstache

a guy that blows his load on another guys mustache. Or a ugly chick with a mustache.

kc: Man that guy is gay as fuck.
J-Rock: why man.
kc: because I know this guy that knows this guy that blew his load all over his face and gave him a spunkstache.

by verhaeghe February 4, 2010

Spunktacles

Shooting your muck on the face of a willing partner, framing her eyes in thick ropes of jizz.

"How'd you get on last night mate?"

"Sound. Got a BJ off a scuddie behind a skip. Pulled out just in time to give her a pair of spunktacles!"

by cheesybeef February 9, 2010

suckstache

Like a milk mustache, but with bodily fluids. The boy or girl can attain one of these.

Cassie: Aw, baby, that was amazing. Oh wait, you still have something on your lip.
Max: Oh, I have a suckstache?

by Levar B. August 19, 2006

reverse sunstache

When you have a moustache and get sunburn but then shave it off, leaving paler skin on the upper lip. Opposite of a sunstache.

Look at that faggot's reverse sunstache.

by ClemTheOctopus June 8, 2016

Sunstache

A mustache that you get from sunburn or tanning by not using sunscreen. Happens to many people and looks oddly disturbing on females.

My sister has a Sunstache from getting sunburns at the beach. We tell her to put sunscreen on, but she wouldn't listen, and she was shit out of luck.

by Fuck you pay me fuckers July 15, 2014

Spunkstaneously

Spontaneous spunking

Mathieu's boyfriend spunkstaneously jizzed on his back while he was asleep.

by Wairau October 19, 2018

skankstache

A mustache is this not full, but long, patchy or stringy and untrimmed. Mostly common in the midwest and in trailer parks.

Eddie just moved to town and started the 8th grade, impressing all the girls with his skankstache.

by DJ Thickness September 5, 2007