Sprouch 

1. Contingent upon context.
2. Interchangeable with most verbs. May also be used as a noun or an adjective.
3. Applicable as an ontamonapia.

I feel excessively sprouchy today.

Did you sprouch before dinner last night?

She is really cute. I would probably sprouch on her if I had the chance.

Sprouch by j4hnt July 21, 2011

Splouche 

1. The toilet water that splashes you on the ass when taking an extra large dump.

2. A person who has been dumped that shows up to ruin an event such as a date.

1. "ahhhhh. SPLOUCHE. Oh damn. That sucks."

2. "Mary, didn't you dump Jake last week? WTH is he doing here? What a fucking SPLOUCHE."

Splouche by dagholio November 26, 2010

sprouche 

Sprouche is a combination of the words sperm and douche. While technically not a douche, sperm is substituted in place of the usual vinegar and water. The sperm is inserted typically by intercourse and usually mingles with other materials (vaginal discharge, lube or feces) in a vaginal or anal orifice.

"When I fucked your girlfriend, i sprouched in her! How did it taste?"

sprouche by Buck Futt March 25, 2009

Scrouch

To scrunch down low or crouch

Phil scrouched down in the car to avoid being seen by his one-night stand from 3 days ago

Scrouch by Project Green Leaf May 30, 2006

Scrouchy

A word that describes my friend during the weeknight when she comes from work...ie..Oscar the grouch from sesame street

why are you so scrouchy today?

Scrouchy by humanloop January 28, 2018

scrouch

To cry, usually excessively, after having an orgasm and followed by instantly falling asleep.

"You won't believe what happened with this guy I was hooking up with -- he pulled a scrouch!"

scrouch by the Big Sexy December 4, 2004

spouchebag

Sports douchebag. Some one who knows and or talks too much about sports to the point where the look like a douchebag. Spouchebag.

My friend is a spouchebag. He knows every sports players shoe size, how many hairs they have on theyre ass, and will probably buy theyre dirty bath water on ebay if its available.

spouchebag by b_radisrad April 24, 2014