Splouche

1. The toilet water that splashes you on the ass when taking an extra large dump.

2. A person who has been dumped that shows up to ruin an event such as a date.

1. "ahhhhh. SPLOUCHE. Oh damn. That sucks."

2. "Mary, didn't you dump Jake last week? WTH is he doing here? What a fucking SPLOUCHE."

by dagholio November 24, 2010

splouch

The no-mans land between a dudes asshole and balls.

Even with rigorous sun-tanning, the splouch will most likely never see the light of day.

by Travuw May 15, 2007