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Spouch

A regional term originating in Milton Keynes, spouch refers to the area of chest between a woman's breasts.
"Nice tits, but you could park a truck in that spouch".

A notable example of a large spouch can be found on the singer Mariah Carey.
by Doctor Duke of Yorke March 6, 2010
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Spouch

The combination of a spouse who cheated or a spouse who is a grouch. One you commonly refer to as a "dick" therefor can also be refereed to as a crotch. Hence spouch.
That's my former spouch.
You are a being a spouch, hun.
In the court documents i just put a "total spouch"
by kiddolestrange January 11, 2013
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Spooch

The sound that a baby makes when its delivered
Link: Oh my god that baby wants to spooch right out
Stevie: I am sure thats a definition on urban dictionary
by SIkias June 25, 2020
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spough

If someone catches you making an embarrassing noise, spoughing is saying something loud/coughing/laughing in hopes that it will retroactively cover up the embarrassing noise.
Noise coming from A: brrrrzzz
B walks in.
A: *cough, cough*, I must be getting a cold.
B: Are you spoughing?
by schlouk January 16, 2012
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Shoucher

A person who enters your flat/house as a regular person and leaves an urban legend as they flee the scene of an alcohol induced 'accident' leaving your couch, floor, walls and somehow TV covered in shit!

Bringing a whole new meaning to the phrase couch surfing.
Don't invite Steve to the flatwarming party.... I've heard he is a shoucher
by Ser3ndipity September 26, 2010
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smouch

To pilfer, steal, take without permission.

Appears in Mark Twain's "Huckleberry Finn."
So I'll mosey along now, and smouch a couple of case-knives.
by cathinator, the. November 21, 2004
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skouche

Noun: a substance usually pertaining to alcohol or weed
Verb: the action of drinking or smoking
Skouched: pertains to someone who has become intoxicated to a level of greatness
Skoucher: someone who gets intoxicated with you or someone who is intoxicated on a regular basis

A popular term among college and high school students that relates to weed and alcohol. It is a substitute for the simple terms of drunk or high, but unique enough to separate itself from other common party slang such as keyed or faded. Skouche seperates itself by being able to take many forms such as skouche, skouched, and a skoucher. For example you can't call someone a key, just because they are keyed or smoke a lot, but you can call someone a skoucher if they have drank or smoked, or if they are intoxicated quite often. Skouche best replaces the term crossed, the state of being drunk and high, because skouche can relate to being drunk and high or both.

First coined in Delta Fraternity of WWU
"dude... you are so skouched right now."
"hey bro, want to go skouche."
"how skouched are you right now?"
"oh hey! what's up skoucher!?"
"ay did you grab the skouche bro?"
"i was so skouched last night."
"i'm really tryna get skouched right now!"
by skoucher June 11, 2018
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