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A regional term originating in Milton Keynes, spouch refers to the area of chest between a woman's breasts.
"Nice tits, but you could park a truck in that spouch".

A notable example of a large spouch can be found on the singer Mariah Carey.
by Doctor Duke of Yorke March 06, 2010
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The horrible moment when you realise that you have accidentally done something very slightly wrong which has very bad (usually embarassing) implications for you. This is typically the moment of realisation that you just sent a dirty text message to a close member of family, typically your mother, rather than the intended recipient.
Message: "i'm free this afternoon so come over and fuck me senseless, my parents will be out all day"
Recipient: Mum
Message Sent
- Onosecond occurs here -
by Jimmed September 26, 2006
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The act of shoving a snickers candy bar up one's rectum for sexual pleasure, then having your partner eat it out. lolz
She gave me such a good s-pouch last night
by super chill bro November 23, 2010
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The combination of a spouse who cheated or a spouse who is a grouch. One you commonly refer to as a "dick" therefor can also be refereed to as a crotch. Hence spouch.
That's my former spouch.
You are a being a spouch, hun.
In the court documents i just put a "total spouch"
by kiddolestrange January 11, 2013
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