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Sporknife 

A combonation fork, spoon, and knife.
I don't think has been invented yet but should be.
Sporknife by jiggly wiggly June 29, 2005
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spokanite 

a person that comes from Spokane, Washington.
He is a spokanite, and that explanes it!
spokanite by Patrick C Miller December 8, 2005

sporkacide

sporkacide occurs when the spork takes its own life. thus commiting sporkicide.
my spork commited sporkacide when i dropped it of the ledge off the grand canyon
sporkacide by Strongarrm117 July 31, 2011

Porkanite 

The mineral that overcooked pork chops turn into when you leave them out on the counter for two days.

Also known as: Porkatite, Rock Chops, Cubic Porkonium, or Porkrete
Holy shit, I almost broke a tooth when I bit into that fucking porkanite you gave me for dinner.

Sporkenife 

The yet-to-be-copyrighted brand name of a utensil that includes a spoon, a fork and a knife. It's basically a longer version of a spork with knife teeth on one side.
Derek: I have something to eat that requires three different utensils. What am I to do?
Otto: Here, use my Sporkenife!
Sporkenife by BAHD April 17, 2007

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
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