Sporkanite 

Believer in the philosophy of the great SporK.

Believer in SporKanism.

People on BFC are Sporkanites.

Sporkanite by Tom May 1, 2004

Sporknife 

A combonation fork, spoon, and knife.

I don't think has been invented yet but should be.

Sporknife by jiggly wiggly June 29, 2005

spokanite 

a person that comes from Spokane, Washington.

He is a spokanite, and that explanes it!

spokanite by Patrick C Miller December 8, 2005

sporkacide

sporkacide occurs when the spork takes its own life. thus commiting sporkicide.

my spork commited sporkacide when i dropped it of the ledge off the grand canyon

sporkacide by Strongarrm117 July 31, 2011

Porkanite 

The mineral that overcooked pork chops turn into when you leave them out on the counter for two days.

Also known as: Porkatite, Rock Chops, Cubic Porkonium, or Porkrete

Holy shit, I almost broke a tooth when I bit into that fucking porkanite you gave me for dinner.

Porkanite by SimpsonVonTouchingWanghardyeah March 23, 2011

Sporkenife 

The yet-to-be-copyrighted brand name of a utensil that includes a spoon, a fork and a knife. It's basically a longer version of a spork with knife teeth on one side.

Derek: I have something to eat that requires three different utensils. What am I to do?
Otto: Here, use my Sporkenife!

Sporkenife by BAHD April 17, 2007