Porkanite

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The mineral that overcooked pork chops turn into when you leave them out on the counter for two days.

Also known as: Porkatite, Rock Chops, Cubic Porkonium, or Porkrete

Holy shit, I almost broke a tooth when I bit into that fucking porkanite you gave me for dinner.

Porkanite by SimpsonVonTouchingWanghardyeah March 23, 2011

Words you can keep

Portnite

you can’t feel your arms at 12 in the morning (midnight)

bro my arms er so portnite rn!

Portnite by bichboy October 21, 2017

Related Words

Porkanite • porkanater • pornite • porkenstein • pookanitis • porkandbeans8 • Porkaterian • PORKINSTEIN • Porsanitary • Portnite

pornite

a particularly attractive geologic specimen that upon expert examination provides a uniquely or strikingly well articulated lithographic expression, mineralization, or other geochemical condition

As the geologist scanned the unusual outcrop his eyes fell on an exceptionally gorgeous specimen. With chisel and hammer in hand, he moved to carefully separate the country rock from the sample he knew others in the office would admire with great enthusiasm. This went far beyond basic bornite; this qualified as genuine pornite!

pornite by AJECGHII August 6, 2009

porkenstein

Someone who is clever, yet obese.

"That dude is cool but he's a bit of a porkenstein'

porkenstein by Benni & Jecky February 16, 2007

pookanitis

The Greek God of Pookie's

Pookanitis rules over all pookie's

pookanitis by Pookie27 August 12, 2007

Profanited

The act of using profanity. (Verb)

"*******!!!" She profanited, fading in and out of the known consciousness.

Profanited by TheFallofvelma'slovelife June 4, 2020

PORKINSTEIN

A group owned by DEPOT TECHNO This group is for people who wish to be apart of something badass

I joined the PORKINSTEIN Forces

PORKINSTEIN by DEPOT TECHNO April 13, 2022

High School Liquid

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.

He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.

High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008

Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.

I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.

Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020

Word of the Day on September 5, 2026

yub nub

(Ewokese) Freedom!

And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!

yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010

Word of the Day on September 4, 2026

dirrty

1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.

1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.

dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003

Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.

1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!

Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009

Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.

Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!

Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021

Word of the Day on September 1, 2026