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The mineral that overcooked pork chops turn into when you leave them out on the counter for two days.

Also known as: Porkatite, Rock Chops, Cubic Porkonium, or Porkrete
Holy shit, I almost broke a tooth when I bit into that fucking porkanite you gave me for dinner.
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