Porkanite

The mineral that overcooked pork chops turn into when you leave them out on the counter for two days.

Also known as: Porkatite, Rock Chops, Cubic Porkonium, or Porkrete

Holy shit, I almost broke a tooth when I bit into that fucking porkanite you gave me for dinner.

Porkanite by SimpsonVonTouchingWanghardyeah March 23, 2011

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Portnite

you can’t feel your arms at 12 in the morning (midnight)

bro my arms er so portnite rn!

Portnite by bichboy October 21, 2017

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pornite

a particularly attractive geologic specimen that upon expert examination provides a uniquely or strikingly well articulated lithographic expression, mineralization, or other geochemical condition

As the geologist scanned the unusual outcrop his eyes fell on an exceptionally gorgeous specimen. With chisel and hammer in hand, he moved to carefully separate the country rock from the sample he knew others in the office would admire with great enthusiasm. This went far beyond basic bornite; this qualified as genuine pornite!

pornite by AJECGHII August 6, 2009