Porkanite

The mineral that overcooked pork chops turn into when you leave them out on the counter for two days.

Also known as: Porkatite, Rock Chops, Cubic Porkonium, or Porkrete

Holy shit, I almost broke a tooth when I bit into that fucking porkanite you gave me for dinner.

by SimpsonVonTouchingWanghardyeah March 23, 2011

Portnite

you can’t feel your arms at 12 in the morning (midnight)

bro my arms er so portnite rn!

by bichboy October 21, 2017

pornite

a particularly attractive geologic specimen that upon expert examination provides a uniquely or strikingly well articulated lithographic expression, mineralization, or other geochemical condition

As the geologist scanned the unusual outcrop his eyes fell on an exceptionally gorgeous specimen. With chisel and hammer in hand, he moved to carefully separate the country rock from the sample he knew others in the office would admire with great enthusiasm. This went far beyond basic bornite; this qualified as genuine pornite!

by AJECGHII August 6, 2009

porkenstein

Someone who is clever, yet obese.

"That dude is cool but he's a bit of a porkenstein'

by Benni & Jecky February 16, 2007

pookanitis

The Greek God of Pookie's

Pookanitis rules over all pookie's

by Pookie27 August 12, 2007

Profanited

The act of using profanity. (Verb)

"*******!!!" She profanited, fading in and out of the known consciousness.

by TheFallofvelma'slovelife June 4, 2020

PORKINSTEIN

A group owned by DEPOT TECHNO This group is for people who wish to be apart of something badass

I joined the PORKINSTEIN Forces

by DEPOT TECHNO April 13, 2022