Sporknife

A combonation fork, spoon, and knife.

I don't think has been invented yet but should be.

by jiggly wiggly June 29, 2005

Sporklies

noun: spork tits
a phrase used to describe a spork with delectable melons
this phrase is commonly used to compare two female sporks values, although it also can be used to annoy male sporks

“wow, that spork has some massive sporklies!”
“my sporks sporklies are better.”

by UncleGrandpaFnaf March 23, 2023

Sporkife

An eating implement with a spoon on one end, a fork on the other, and the bottom fork blade serrated like a knife.

spork, sporkife

by DarthNerd March 1, 2010

spknifefork

One of those spoon / fork / knives that are used to eat grapefruit.

All in one utensil suitable for any dining experience. Features serrated edges, a split center, and a spoonlike shape.

Pronounced "spa-knife-a-fork".

"I'd love to enjoy this tasty grapefruit, but I can't seem to find my handy spknifefork."

by Peetin February 1, 2010

Sporkify

To use a utensil in a different way that it is meant to be used, more so with a fork and a spoon.

Jack used a fork to sporkify the rice.

by The person of ninja monkawsome April 4, 2011

SPOONIFER THE CUTLERY MESIAH

the almighty overlord of all spoons , master and superior being of the cutlery drawer , the most powerfull of all the rhubarbish creations and most likely the future ruler of the known universe , first the cutlery drawer then the kitchen then the WORLD ... MUAHHAHAHAHAHAH

''SPOONIFER THE CUTLERY MESIAH SHALL RULE IN ETERNITY''

''SPOONIFER THE CUTLERY MESIAH shall asemble an army of spoons from the mighty dishwasher and crush the rebelious forks from the cutlery drawer''

by SPOONIFER THE CUTLERY MESIAH April 12, 2010

Sporkfenestration

Pushing someone or something out of a window using a spork.

The annual sporkfenestration games were cancelled this year due to the recession in the silverware industry.

by gemowater September 9, 2019