sporkacide

sporkacide occurs when the spork takes its own life. thus commiting sporkicide.

my spork commited sporkacide when i dropped it of the ledge off the grand canyon

sporkacide by Strongarrm117 July 31, 2011

Spousacide 

Act of killing one's spouse. (or Ex-spouse)

Tom was arrested for allegedly killing his wife. His trial ended today, he was found not guilty of spousacide.

Spousacide by fglaude April 9, 2021

sortacide 

The act of killing oneself slowly over time. Small, destructive habits known to have severe repercussions later in life are usually at play. Particularly relevant in personality types lacking a sense of personal well-being.

Person 1: What?? He starting drinking again? Why the hell is he doing that?

Person 2: He could care less. He is committing sortacide.

sortacide by AndreDor July 20, 2008

Sporkanite 

Believer in the philosophy of the great SporK.

Believer in SporKanism.

People on BFC are Sporkanites.

Sporkanite by Tom May 1, 2004

spermacide 

Male masturbation, jerk off, jack off, whack off, rub one out, slapping the salami, beat the meat, choke the chicken, spank the monkey, choking the chicken, jerkin yer gerkin, beating off, cranking for cum, jerk the johnson, shine your pole, stroke the stallion, wanking, waxing the carrot, crowning the bishop, playing the pipe, pumping the handle.

I think I am going to go home and do some spermacide.

spermacide by VikingInAtl February 4, 2007