BFC

BFC stands for Big Fat Cock

bigger fatter cockier

biggest fattest cockiest

the term was originally created after people realized cock's needed a better description than cagey, or tasty. BFC is the international man standard. Whisper BFC to a true man and he'll realize what you mean.

Hot Chick:"Damn Dale, Hayden and Jason sure have bfc's. big fat fucking cock."

Wang: you like big fat cock?

Hayden: sure do!

Dale: My BFC was too heavy and broke my leg

by whalemeallover March 02, 2011

BFC

a Best Friend Crush, which originated at the greatest camp on earth, camp louise. most girls have BFCs on the CITs or CAs.

Oh my god *insert Jewish name here* is soooo cool when she leads Havdallah. She is totally my BFC

by camplouiseislife November 17, 2011

BFC

Batman’s Floppy cock.

First shown in Batman Damned #1

“Yo I took a GOOD look at the BFC last night”

“Batman’s floppy cock?”

“That’s the one.”

by MrMaldark March 08, 2019

BFC

big fat cunt

Look at that BFC ramming food down its face. You BIG FAT CUNT

by maxwell-monty December 28, 2019

BFC

Big Fucking Cock. Need I say more?

guy 1: DUDE! I wanna totally slam my BFC in that girls BFC (big fucking cunt)
guy 2: ditto

by guy 1.5 December 18, 2008

BFC

"Big Fat Cock" Referringto a Huge Penis usually 9-11 inches long and 6-8 inches around.

That must be a Thomas cause he has a BFC!

by Professor Penis III February 04, 2010

BFC

"Bad for Chart". Refers to the poor quality of an addition made to one's hook up chart. A hook up chart is a web connecting all the people one knows that have hooked up with each other. Attractive people or hilarious characters would be good for the chart (GFC), and the ugly and unpopular would be bad for the chart (BFC).

"I went to the Mexican restaurant last night an hooked up with an unknown middle aged man. I think that's BFC. Let's not discuss"

"I can't believe those two hooked up. It was so BFC that I'm going to pretend it never happened and it will not be put on the chart"

by Cat Baker July 07, 2009