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believer 

1▪One who believes in a diety, usually Christ Jesus.

2■a believer in the paranormal, i.e. sasqautch, extra-terrestrial:aliens in flying saucerss, ghost, chupakabra, vampires,etc.

3■someone into the ecoteric religions.
Have you heard Rayman speak lately, something got ahold of him he might be a believer and I think he is either crazy, lying, or, telling the truth.
believer by arc_huprnikao June 19, 2014
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believer 

be·liev·er, noun

Someone who rejects logic and fact in exchange for faith in fairy tales, mythology, and misinformation; which they wrongly declare as truth. Normally a believer is a daft uneducated sheep who is incapable of processing information not spoon fed to them by a con artist in a cassock.
1. He said "I'm a believer," like it wasn't a merit badge to his stupidity.

2. The con artist (or priest as they are sometimes referred to), called upon his congregation of believers (otherwise known as air headed voids of intelligence ) to meet at the stadium and beg their invisible sky daddy for rain.
believer by Factscanbeproven November 23, 2011

Believer 

When one has a dream, and they believe that they can fulfill it.
Karen, are you a believer?”
“Yes, Kyle, yes I am.”
Believer by sunflowersanctum October 31, 2019

Believer 

a caucasian woman who only dates and/or sleeps with black men, because she believes the myth that all black men have large genitals.
Brian: "Damn, Lisa is all about Obama"
Jamie: "yeah thats because she seeks change"
Brian: "Nah, it's because she's a believer."
Believer by Eddie Pinette May 27, 2008

believer 

A string of 'believers' lay inside the belly of the transport plane, ready to fly home.
believer by MAC-Gyver May 27, 2003

Believer 

On the same idea as the "gunt". The "believer" is a the bulbous area found on an obese woman between the waist and the genital area. Not quite the belly, not quite a beaver.
Awe sick! Did you see that lady's believer, thats gross!
Believer by Hot Carl Winslow January 12, 2008

Believer 

When someone says it’s going down believer they mean SmASh!! It’s a riverdale reference from riverdale
Archie: It’s going down believer in this bitch.

Veronica: Oh yes, Archikins!
Believer by Pub the snail November 28, 2017