by sunflowersanctum October 31, 2019
a caucasian woman who only dates and/or sleeps with black men, because she believes the myth that all black men have large genitals.
Brian: "Damn, Lisa is all about Obama"
Jamie: "yeah thats because she seeks change"
Brian: "Nah, it's because she's a believer."
Jamie: "yeah thats because she seeks change"
Brian: "Nah, it's because she's a believer."
by Eddie Pinette May 27, 2008
On the same idea as the "gunt". The "believer" is a the bulbous area found on an obese woman between the waist and the genital area. Not quite the belly, not quite a beaver.
by Hot Carl Winslow January 03, 2008
1. I believe what I am programmed to believe.
2. I am unable to change what I believe just by willing it.
3. I do not decide what to believe.
4. I am always bound to believe whatever is most compelling.
5. I have no control over what I believe.
6. I believe that I have no control over what I believe.
7. I believe that the sun will rise tomorrow. I cannot NOT believe it no matter how hard I try. This belief is not under my control.
2. I am unable to change what I believe just by willing it.
3. I do not decide what to believe.
4. I am always bound to believe whatever is most compelling.
5. I have no control over what I believe.
6. I believe that I have no control over what I believe.
7. I believe that the sun will rise tomorrow. I cannot NOT believe it no matter how hard I try. This belief is not under my control.
by yorrick hunt January 25, 2008
1. Name of chain of museums, books, and TV show by amateur anthropologist Robert Ripley about things which are odd, unusual, or surprising.
2. In colloquial conversation, an event which is surprising or which seems unlikely but is (supposedly) true.
2. In colloquial conversation, an event which is surprising or which seems unlikely but is (supposedly) true.
Def 1 examples:
Two-headed calf,
a man with father, grandfather, and great-grandfather all with the same birthday, or
Hindu priest who can drive a six inch metal spike into his nose all the way into his brain.
Def 2 examples:
Believe it or not, we are having twins! AGAIN!!
Believe it or not, she was choking, I was just performing the Heimlich maneuver!!
Believe it or not, I got the highest mark in the class!
Two-headed calf,
a man with father, grandfather, and great-grandfather all with the same birthday, or
Hindu priest who can drive a six inch metal spike into his nose all the way into his brain.
Def 2 examples:
Believe it or not, we are having twins! AGAIN!!
Believe it or not, she was choking, I was just performing the Heimlich maneuver!!
Believe it or not, I got the highest mark in the class!
by Edward Dow March 03, 2008
The most horrid, terifying term in the history of anime dubs.
Derrived from dattebayo by a sick, twisted dub comapny in order to subject children to mind control via lame sayings.
In short: "Dattebayo" is a cool way to end a sentance. "Believe it" is not.
Derrived from dattebayo by a sick, twisted dub comapny in order to subject children to mind control via lame sayings.
In short: "Dattebayo" is a cool way to end a sentance. "Believe it" is not.
"I'm Naruto uzumaki, and I'm gonna become the best Hokage ever, believe it!"
VS.
"I WILL be Hokage, just you wait! Dattebayo!"
VS.
"I WILL be Hokage, just you wait! Dattebayo!"
by Narutarded September 16, 2006
The ultimate and highest confirmation of truth. Coined by Naruto, who says it at the end of every other sentence.
by Hand Hanzo (ikarileaderbjk mirror) July 28, 2006