He is a spokanite, and that explanes it!
by Patrick C Miller December 8, 2005
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Steve: "I gave her the ole Spokane Shoehorn last night!"
Ryan: "Ladies love a man with flexible balls. Have you tried the anal Spokane Shoehorn?"
Steve: "The Spokane Valley Shoehorn?! I thought that was a myth."
Ryan: "No, it's real. My brother's friend's dad performed the first one in 1974."
Ryan: "Ladies love a man with flexible balls. Have you tried the anal Spokane Shoehorn?"
Steve: "The Spokane Valley Shoehorn?! I thought that was a myth."
Ryan: "No, it's real. My brother's friend's dad performed the first one in 1974."
by Bobby A. Smith August 20, 2013
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A high school that's 95% white kids, except those few foreign exchange students. Known for there landscaped lawns, fully loaded SUV's, and smartphones.
Mt. Spokane high school student: Hey an I borrow your phone to look up Red Lobster's number?
Other Mt. Spokane student: sure! I could give you a ride, I get the Esclade tonight.
Other Mt. Spokane student: sure! I could give you a ride, I get the Esclade tonight.
by Hollywoodqaz October 26, 2011
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Slang coined by legendary bluegrass band Big Smith "Trash"
Slang coined by legendary bluegrass band Big Smith "Trash"
You come to Nixa
The fuzz'll fix ya
Yea the Spokane Cocaine it'll six ya
Cause the redneck knows how the greenbacks flow
They got their bathtubs dopin' up the hicks, yeah
The fuzz'll fix ya
Yea the Spokane Cocaine it'll six ya
Cause the redneck knows how the greenbacks flow
They got their bathtubs dopin' up the hicks, yeah
by Maxxpowers January 14, 2013
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by PiwoWarka April 27, 2009
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by King of da Blumpkins9 March 5, 2010
Get the Spokane, Wa mug.A black resident of Spokane, Washington. Spokaniggers are easily distinguished from the much more common Spokanite by their color, which is brown instead of white. Spokaniggers can easily be spotted at Hoopfest or at Northtown Mall. Spokaniggers are known to refer to themselves as “SpokaniggAs” or “SpoKANGsters” depending on the context.
“A Popeye’s in Spokane would be far more profitable than the Popeye’s in Post Falls. That’s because we have so many Spokaniggers running around everywhere. A Spokane Popeye’s would be a Spokanigger magnet. Popeye’s chicken is catnip for Spokaniggers, basically. Oh well, I guess they’ll have to settle for KFC.”
by AkshuallyJoshua May 30, 2020
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