spokanite 

a person that comes from Spokane, Washington.

He is a spokanite, and that explanes it!

spokanite by Patrick C Miller December 8, 2005

Spokane Shoehorn

A sexual maneuver involving the insertion of a gentleman's testes and scrotum into a lady's vagina during coitus. The maneuver can be accomplished manually or with the aid of a shoehorn, giving rise to the maneuver's name as well as the oft-quoted saying "sometimes you just have to shoehorn them in there."

Steve: "I gave her the ole Spokane Shoehorn last night!"
Ryan: "Ladies love a man with flexible balls. Have you tried the anal Spokane Shoehorn?"
Steve: "The Spokane Valley Shoehorn?! I thought that was a myth."
Ryan: "No, it's real. My brother's friend's dad performed the first one in 1974."

Spokane Shoehorn by Bobby A. Smith August 20, 2013

Mt. Spokane High School 

A high school that's 95% white kids, except those few foreign exchange students. Known for there landscaped lawns, fully loaded SUV's, and smartphones.

Mt. Spokane high school student: Hey an I borrow your phone to look up Red Lobster's number?
Other Mt. Spokane student: sure! I could give you a ride, I get the Esclade tonight.

Mt. Spokane High School by Hollywoodqaz October 26, 2011

Spokane Cocaine

Methamphetamine manufactured in a bathtub or any number of rudimentary fashions around the Ozarks region.

Slang coined by legendary bluegrass band Big Smith "Trash"

You come to Nixa
The fuzz'll fix ya
Yea the Spokane Cocaine it'll six ya
Cause the redneck knows how the greenbacks flow
They got their bathtubs dopin' up the hicks, yeah

Spokane Cocaine by Maxxpowers January 14, 2013

Spokane Gangster 

White young male high school age from a 100% white community, acting "ghetto". Driving 87' Chevy Beretta with one hubcap and windows down. Blasting Jay-Z etc.

Marc is acting like a true "Spokane Gangster".

Spokane Gangster by PiwoWarka April 27, 2009

Spokane, Wa 

A place where white people think they are black, and black people wish they weren't.

Spokane, wa....enough said

Spokane, Wa by King of da Blumpkins9 March 5, 2010

Spokanigger 

A black resident of Spokane, Washington. Spokaniggers are easily distinguished from the much more common Spokanite by their color, which is brown instead of white. Spokaniggers can easily be spotted at Hoopfest or at Northtown Mall. Spokaniggers are known to refer to themselves as “SpokaniggAs” or “SpoKANGsters” depending on the context.

“A Popeye’s in Spokane would be far more profitable than the Popeye’s in Post Falls. That’s because we have so many Spokaniggers running around everywhere. A Spokane Popeye’s would be a Spokanigger magnet. Popeye’s chicken is catnip for Spokaniggers, basically. Oh well, I guess they’ll have to settle for KFC.”

Spokanigger by AkshuallyJoshua May 30, 2020