Stands for "small penis, incel, fragile ego." A word for a person, most often a woman, with no originality whatsoever who has resorted to one or more of these overused insults. If you're here, chances are you used one in an argument and were appropriately labeled a spife.

"Seems like someone's insecure about his small penis."
"Ok, spife."

Spife by FemSlayer3000 June 16, 2020

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Spife

A combonation of a spoon and a knife. Kinda like a Spork but different. Invented by the teletubies so that they can take over the white house someday.

Cut that out or I'll Spife you!
Spifes are hand to eat with. (They're not...)

Spife by DS inc. February 19, 2011

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Spifey

A minecraft youtuber with over 300k+ subscribers and epic content. He tries really hard to make videos often but fails horribly. Spifey is the father of all and deserves much love. He wants to be in minecraft Monday but isn't cool enough to get in.

"Wow! It has been 257 years and still no new Spifey video..."

"I got pregnant and gave birth four times and Spifey still hasn't uploaded...."

Spifey by thincrustpizza14 July 30, 2019

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Spife

Half way between a spoon and a knife. Its different to a spork

I love my new Spife, let me cut and eat this!

Spife by Adman101 January 4, 2008

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