Spnife

a knife but also a spoon

Kaiya: Have you seen my Spnife?

Ivan: Your what

Kaiya: Y'know my spnife.

Ivan:... get out

by NUMBERONEHAITIAN! March 23, 2024

sniferific

A great smelling pussy

That gal is sniferific, I could eat her all night

by brewmeistertony1 May 21, 2010

Spifey

He uploads more than he has for the past months and years... His videos damage/kill your braincells. Maybe even one video is enough...

Spifey's videos kill my braincells.

by Pink Bananas are blue September 30, 2019

Spife

Stands for "small penis, incel, fragile ego." A word for a person, most often a woman, with no originality whatsoever who has resorted to one or more of these overused insults. If you're here, chances are you used one in an argument and were appropriately labeled a spife.

"Seems like someone's insecure about his small penis."
"Ok, spife."

by FemSlayer3000 June 16, 2020

Spife

A combonation of a spoon and a knife. Kinda like a Spork but different. Invented by the teletubies so that they can take over the white house someday.

Cut that out or I'll Spife you!
Spifes are hand to eat with. (They're not...)

by DS inc. February 19, 2011

Spifey

A minecraft youtuber with over 300k+ subscribers and epic content. He tries really hard to make videos often but fails horribly. Spifey is the father of all and deserves much love. He wants to be in minecraft Monday but isn't cool enough to get in.

"Wow! It has been 257 years and still no new Spifey video..."

"I got pregnant and gave birth four times and Spifey still hasn't uploaded...."

by thincrustpizza14 July 30, 2019

Spife

Half way between a spoon and a knife. Its different to a spork

I love my new Spife, let me cut and eat this!

by Adman101 January 4, 2008