Shnife

To shnife, or shnifing or shnifed:

The act of hitting something face first and sliding on it, with your face.

He was so drunk he made an attempt down the stairs but shnifed the wall the whole way down.

Or another example:

I don't think I could pull off (insert physically demanding action here), my balance is so bad I'd probably shnife that hard and I have an interview tomorrow

by nigerianbacon March 12, 2018

sniferific

A great smelling pussy

That gal is sniferific, I could eat her all night

by brewmeistertony1 May 21, 2010

boong shniff

a particulary smelly anus, generally sniffable through the pants, by the general public

Oi Bradley, you need to have a shower bro I can smell you boong shniff from here!

I'm shaving my boong shniff, i'm getting it all shaved off!

by oates bag August 1, 2011

Shniek

A sexual position in which one partner shoves chips in the others asshole then proceeds to eat them.

Yo bro let’s go shniek each other

by Jakey cakey November 8, 2019

Shniel

A term to describe a person who fails at everything. A Shniel can never do anything right.

What a Shniel. You can't do anything right.

by PunjabiPrincess95 October 14, 2010

Shnipe

When something you either do or say comes in clutch and gives oneself a good feeling.

Oh man that one chick was really fucking ugly, good thing I shniped her hot friend

by Welsh20 November 29, 2011

Shnize

A polite way of taking a poop or shit

I am taking a shnize or I have to shnize

by Princepessa September 22, 2016