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To shnife, or shnifing or shnifed:

The act of hitting something face first and sliding on it, with your face.
He was so drunk he made an attempt down the stairs but shnifed the wall the whole way down.

Or another example:

I don't think I could pull off (insert physically demanding action here), my balance is so bad I'd probably shnife that hard and I have an interview tomorrow
Shnife by nigerianbacon March 12, 2018
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sniferific 

That gal is sniferific, I could eat her all night
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boong shniff

a particulary smelly anus, generally sniffable through the pants, by the general public
Oi Bradley, you need to have a shower bro I can smell you boong shniff from here!

I'm shaving my boong shniff, i'm getting it all shaved off!
boong shniff by oates bag August 1, 2011
A sexual position in which one partner shoves chips in the others asshole then proceeds to eat them.
Yo bro let’s go shniek each other
Shniek by Jakey cakey November 8, 2019
A term to describe a person who fails at everything. A Shniel can never do anything right.
What a Shniel. You can't do anything right.
Shniel by PunjabiPrincess95 October 14, 2010
When something you either do or say comes in clutch and gives oneself a good feeling.
Oh man that one chick was really fucking ugly, good thing I shniped her hot friend
Shnipe by Welsh20 November 29, 2011
I am taking a shnize or I have to shnize
Shnize by Princepessa September 22, 2016