Splortched 

Inj. The sound any bodily fluid makes upon leaving the body.
Most commonly relates to the sound a bullet makes when traveling through a noob's head, and the subsequent exploding/imploding sounds/actions of the head therein.

"Fall back, team. Let the noobs rush in..." SPLORTCHED! "Cover the corners! Flashbang out!"

Splortched by Splortched June 2, 2009

splorched my jammies 

when you uh... *splorch* in your jammies :|

stella: vinnie tell us a story
vinnie: well there was this one time where i splorched my jammies in 6th grade math class...

splorched my jammies by 1-800-BEVERLYMARSH October 29, 2020

splotcher 

A less voluminous variation of a wet fart where the fart leaves an irregularly shaped spot or stain on underwear or pants.

Although it was a loud fart, I wasn’t sure it was a splotcher until I saw the stain later that night.

splotcher by Roger C. July 14, 2006

splorphed 

a little bit more than tipsy, but not quite drunk

After five shots of vodka, Wendy was nice and splorphed.

splorphed by pillravi March 9, 2017

splortch 

To splortch is to expel seminal fluid after anal sex by farting.

I told the ho not to splortch all over my sheets.

splortch by Gonzozoone January 16, 2008

sloutched

When you're too ugly to function properly. Mainly people named Antonio.

Antonio is so sloutched it's hard to look at him. Ugh!

sloutched by TTJames March 5, 2015

slotched 

drunk out of your mind; shit-faced drunk.

yo i was at this party last night and i got soo fucking slotched!

Bro i am so slotched right now, lemme just lay here in the street for a little bit

slotched by Mark e Mark July 18, 2005