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splornched 

When someone sets up a joke and you expect one punchline but they deliver another, you have been splornched.
"We just got to the mountain pass."
"Hah, you mean just got to the mountain...grass. Ha! You thought I was going to say mountain ass."
"I did think that. I have been splornched."
splornched by ClorpMcGorp August 9, 2025

splorched my jammies 

when you uh... *splorch* in your jammies :|
stella: vinnie tell us a story
vinnie: well there was this one time where i splorched my jammies in 6th grade math class...

splanched out 

"Splanched" is a portmanteau word combining "spent" and "blanched". To say that someone is "splanched out" is to say he looks like he's been through the ringer; that he's pale, drawn, slightly unwell; like he's just undergone a draining personal ordeal; like he's just seen a ghost.
"Wow, have you seen Calvin? He just got back from Japan where he was searching the bins for old vinyl copies of Libby Titus' second album and he looks totally splanched out.
splanched out by chintzy March 7, 2007

splinched 

to be separated.
a reference from Harry Potter, when someone is splinched, some part of their body is split apart because they did not apparate correctly.
: "[man, my smiley face got splinched"
splinched by nungababy February 4, 2009
To be heavily under the influence of Alcohol and or Substance. Coming to the point of being unconscious.
Holy shit!! Your fucking Schlonched.

Skillo was Shlonched last night he killed that Crown bottle.
Shlonched by Yockie July 28, 2019

splorphed 

a little bit more than tipsy, but not quite drunk
After five shots of vodka, Wendy was nice and splorphed.
splorphed by pillravi March 9, 2017
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