slotched

drunk out of your mind; shit-faced drunk.

yo i was at this party last night and i got soo fucking slotched!

Bro i am so slotched right now, lemme just lay here in the street for a little bit

by Mark e Mark July 18, 2005

Slotch

A slut, thot, bitch.

Lucy, quit being a slotch.

by quitty123456789 November 28, 2015

slotch

to cut or slice something, usually in a gruesome way.

"that guy on the news totally got his arm slotched off by that saw."

"someone crazy guy in the groupchat was threatening to slotch off his kidneys?"

by averagehungarian June 24, 2022

Slotch

Noun: Slutty crotch

Get off my boyfriend, you slotch (followed by punch)

by Sancho April 28, 2003

Slotch

A slut-whore-bitch.

Today Lizzy came up to me talking about how she's now fucked every male in the school. Then she insulted my outfit. What a fucking slotch.

by TheBestOPEVER January 2, 2012

Slotch

When a girl gives you a blow job and spits into a cup. The liquid that forms is slotch.

I was with Hannah last night and she ruined my new shorts with all the slotch!

by The wsr May 16, 2020

Slotch

When a girl gives you blow job and spits into a cup. The liquid that forms during oral sex.

I was with Hannah last night and she ruined my new with all the slotch

by The loon May 16, 2020