sloutched

When you're too ugly to function properly. Mainly people named Antonio.

Antonio is so sloutched it's hard to look at him. Ugh!

sloutched by TTJames March 5, 2015

Slunched

A combination of slouching and hunching usually brought on as a result of excessive consumption of alcohol or narcotics.

Hey, you should check on your buddy. He's by himself slunched over in the corner.

Slunched by LairBear June 13, 2015

Slotcher 

A person that has been officially Slotched by Jeff or Joey

You're a real Slotcher dude

Slotcher by HeadlessJeff January 21, 2021

Bog-Sloucher 

Someone who stays in a boggy area for far too long.

Sam told on Josh because he was being a bog-sloucher.

Bog-Sloucher by moolegend March 13, 2011

stouched 

Excessively intoxicated. Beligerant, inconsiderate, loud, bobbleheaded, near-vomiting state of drunkness. Fucked up beyond all recognition.

Last night I got so stouched, I ended up sleeping in a ditch.

stouched by paulatinum April 24, 2009

Swutched 

When you accidentally press 'I' instead of 'U' or vice versa. It can lead to a lot of confusion and misunderstanding.

Person 1: hey man how are I?
Person 1: u*
Person 2: SWUTCHED!

Person 1: Did I get what I sent you?
Person 2: What? Are you drunk or something?
Person 1: Oh sorry, I swutched myself.

Swutched by SS4 Gogeta April 10, 2010

Slouche 

A slouche is a slutty douche. A slutty ignorant selfish person.

My first date went great until his two booty call girls showed up and offered him a threesome right in front of me! He left the date to be with them, what a slouche!

Slouche by KiefSand September 28, 2011