Splorpie s-plohrp-ee is defined as an adjective describing a person exhibiting very "monkey-like" behavior, or an adverb describing an action as "monkey-like" or abnormal in nature. Synonyms for splorpie are crazy, deranged, demented, wild, nutty, nuts, mad, absurd, ludicrous, sporadic, abnormal, and ridiculous. Acceptable synonyms can also be unhinged or unstable.

Hey, I saw that guy flinging his feces at people on the subway again. That guy's always been pretty splorpie.

splorpie by Tropicarus May 28, 2021

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sporped

To have sex with a girl for no apparent reason, just basically because you can.

Last night I sporped this chick in the choo choo and she was totally down with it.

sporped by Speed Racer May 1, 2008

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slorped

As defined by the wise Andi S******h - slorped has many uses, translations and perspective view points. The meaning has become lost in translation over generations, by the general jist is still readily accessible to the greater population. It should be used in context when getting drunk, or krunk, or slizzered, or wasted, or munted, or fucked, or screwed, or sloshed, and the examples go on.

andi was so slorped he didnt notice the thai lady boy slorping her vagina next to him as party rock anthem slorped in the background

slorped by slorpy August 27, 2011

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sporshed

When a guy's balls dip into a toilet full of shit and piss.

I just sporshed my balls...

sporshed by Gregoriathan May 31, 2018

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