splorphed

a little bit more than tipsy, but not quite drunk

After five shots of vodka, Wendy was nice and splorphed.

by pillravi March 9, 2017

splorched my jammies

when you uh... *splorch* in your jammies :|

stella: vinnie tell us a story
vinnie: well there was this one time where i splorched my jammies in 6th grade math class...

by 1-800-BEVERLYMARSH October 29, 2020

Slorshed

The state of being intoxicated, in any form, and becoming sloppy and clumsy because of it.

Dude I had so many beers, I'm slorshed!

by Bryfry November 25, 2017

splorpie

Splorpie s-plohrp-ee is defined as an adjective describing a person exhibiting very "monkey-like" behavior, or an adverb describing an action as "monkey-like" or abnormal in nature. Synonyms for splorpie are crazy, deranged, demented, wild, nutty, nuts, mad, absurd, ludicrous, sporadic, abnormal, and ridiculous. Acceptable synonyms can also be unhinged or unstable.

Hey, I saw that guy flinging his feces at people on the subway again. That guy's always been pretty splorpie.

by Tropicarus May 28, 2021

sporped

To have sex with a girl for no apparent reason, just basically because you can.

Last night I sporped this chick in the choo choo and she was totally down with it.

by Speed Racer May 1, 2008

slorped

As defined by the wise Andi S******h - slorped has many uses, translations and perspective view points. The meaning has become lost in translation over generations, by the general jist is still readily accessible to the greater population. It should be used in context when getting drunk, or krunk, or slizzered, or wasted, or munted, or fucked, or screwed, or sloshed, and the examples go on.

andi was so slorped he didnt notice the thai lady boy slorping her vagina next to him as party rock anthem slorped in the background

by slorpy August 27, 2011

sporshed

When a guy's balls dip into a toilet full of shit and piss.

I just sporshed my balls...

by Gregoriathan May 31, 2018