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splorched my jammies 

when you uh... *splorch* in your jammies :|
stella: vinnie tell us a story
vinnie: well there was this one time where i splorched my jammies in 6th grade math class...

Slorshed 

The state of being intoxicated, in any form, and becoming sloppy and clumsy because of it.
Dude I had so many beers, I'm slorshed!
Slorshed by Bryfry November 25, 2017

splorpie 

Splorpie s-plohrp-ee is defined as an adjective describing a person exhibiting very "monkey-like" behavior, or an adverb describing an action as "monkey-like" or abnormal in nature. Synonyms for splorpie are crazy, deranged, demented, wild, nutty, nuts, mad, absurd, ludicrous, sporadic, abnormal, and ridiculous. Acceptable synonyms can also be unhinged or unstable.
Hey, I saw that guy flinging his feces at people on the subway again. That guy's always been pretty splorpie.
splorpie by Tropicarus May 28, 2021
To have sex with a girl for no apparent reason, just basically because you can.
Last night I sporped this chick in the choo choo and she was totally down with it.
sporped by Speed Racer May 1, 2008
As defined by the wise Andi S******h - slorped has many uses, translations and perspective view points. The meaning has become lost in translation over generations, by the general jist is still readily accessible to the greater population. It should be used in context when getting drunk, or krunk, or slizzered, or wasted, or munted, or fucked, or screwed, or sloshed, and the examples go on.
andi was so slorped he didnt notice the thai lady boy slorping her vagina next to him as party rock anthem slorped in the background
slorped by slorpy August 27, 2011

sporshed 

When a guy's balls dip into a toilet full of shit and piss.
I just sporshed my balls...
sporshed by Gregoriathan May 31, 2018
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026
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