splortch

To splortch is to expel seminal fluid after anal sex by farting.

I told the ho not to splortch all over my sheets.

by Gonzozoone January 16, 2008

Splortched

Inj. The sound any bodily fluid makes upon leaving the body.
Most commonly relates to the sound a bullet makes when traveling through a noob's head, and the subsequent exploding/imploding sounds/actions of the head therein.

"Fall back, team. Let the noobs rush in..." SPLORTCHED! "Cover the corners! Flashbang out!"

by Splortched June 02, 2009