splortch

To splortch is to expel seminal fluid after anal sex by farting.

I told the ho not to splortch all over my sheets.

splortch by Gonzozoone January 16, 2008

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Slortch

Someone who is a slut, whore, and a bitch all at the same damn time

Kasey is such a slortch for slapping Jamie and then T - Bagging her agressively, I hate her!

Slortch by Kered Nosliw November 28, 2011

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Emily is splotching all over the place

Splotching by JETER218 October 17, 2010

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stella: vinnie tell us a story
vinnie: well there was this one time where i splorched my jammies in 6th grade math class...

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A man mixes a liquid made from jizz, piss, and shit in a bowl and massages his partners toungue with the liquid.

My mouth feels like its been sploitched from all that sploitching last night.

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The splattered crap on the inside of your undies after a violent fart.

I ate a chili dog last night, and splotched my sheets this morning.

splotch by anonymous March 28, 2004

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A less voluminous variation of a wet fart where the fart leaves an irregularly shaped spot or stain on underwear or pants.

Although it was a loud fart, I wasn’t sure it was a splotcher until I saw the stain later that night.

splotcher by Roger C. July 14, 2006

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