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southern spittoon 

The act of spitting the excess chaw spit accumulated from chewing tobacco into your girlfriends vagina.
Billybob southern spittooned me last night, and I got a contact buzz.you could say things are getting pretty serious.
southern spittoon by MattAllen January 28, 2014

White Spittoon

When you're getting a blowjob from your girl and you cum in her mouth but she doesnt swallow. Instead she flips you over on your knees, grabs your cheeks and spreads them. She then takes her thumbs and opens your asshole and she spits your cum into your asshole.
Dude my girl gave me a white spittoon, I've been farting my kids out for hours.

spicypoopert 

i painful burning poop hanging from the hair from your ass
i am in pain i have a spicypoopert

Spacetoon 

describing a new dimension
"look at that pink panda"
"that's a Spacetoon of it's kind"
Spacetoon by Ghxith July 21, 2018

Sperm Spittoon 

A derogatory term for a vagina belonging to a woman who has a lot of casual sex
Maggie! Put some pants on! No one wants to see your sperm spittoon!
Sperm Spittoon by squidgit October 7, 2010
the object, usually a bottle, in which one who is chewing tobacco uses to spit into.
pass me that spitoon.
glass ice tea bottles make good spitoons.
spitoon by D.LAuf July 2, 2005
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026

Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
Word of the Day on October 21, 2026

Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Word of the Day on October 20, 2026
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