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It is a game that you can't win because you gotta buy VC for a player that gets nerfed in a month. So then you gotta buy more and then you more broke cause you have to chose between bills and 2k. And even when you cross up 2k_god_3843 he gets a friend to boot you. And then you have to deal with no-one guarding you and you brick, and the other team take a shot when 2 nibbas on him and make it. Lastly you gotta deal with your teammates that are ass. I play with a few friends and the sellouts are jaylen, jordan, and Travis or TJ.
Bro wanna hop on 2k
Naw that ass cheif
by UNYBTFCXZ November 02, 2018
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The most accurate test of human strength and endurance-halfway between a sprint and a long distance piece: a 2000 meter row. This way, your lungs are starved for oxegen, and your mucles burn too.
Timmy was hauled away on a stretcher after his latest 2k.
by theergmeister August 27, 2006
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Possibly one of the most evil and physically demanding activities that an athlete can ever be forced to attempt. 2000 meters rowed either on the water or on an erg.
After learning that they had a 2k the next day, the entire team was thinking, "Awww, shit."
by Biron3000 January 22, 2008
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The most painful & stressful period of minutes where a rower places oneself on the erg and is determined to finish in the lowest time possible. A rower pulls the distance of 2000 kilometers, hence the name 2k.Extreme amounts of water must be consumed before the painful experience to hydrate the mussels. Talk about lactic acid, your body is full of it and crying out for help. During this time period, you will cry, scream, sweat, and be full of pain. However, the dreaded 2k may determine your seating position, so there is no time for slacking.
COACH: we will have a 2k test on friday
by qwwgghb July 09, 2006
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A shortened name for "NBA 2K__". (Insert year in the blank, like 2K13.) Since NBA 2K has become the de facto NBA simulation game, much like Madden for NFL, many people understand "2K" to mean the basketball sim.
"Don't nobody wanna see me in that 2K."
"No class today for me; 2K just came out."
by anonymous2134123 February 09, 2013
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1. Used as a reference to the NBA game.
2. Used as an expression of excitement, like yeet and skrrt.
3. Used as a verb meaning to take or snatch something.
1. Hey bro, wanna come over and play some 2k?
2. Ayyyyy 2k!
3. Did u see what Nigel did? He just 2ked that girl!
by ScOrPiO_91 March 09, 2017
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1. (verb) To make sublime and/or fabulous; worthy of envy and aspiration.

2. (adjective) Something that is lit, dope or otherwise fucking amazing; connoting high value and luxury.
1. (verb)
A. Man, that place used to be a dump but but they totally 2k'd that shit and now it's sick!
B. I follow her Insta and chick's life is unreal - she's never not 2king it.

2. (adjective)
A. That party last night was 2k!
B. Question: Should I buy these kicks? Answer: Hell no! Definitely NOT 2k.
by elissnyc August 26, 2017
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