11 definition by my-peroid-is-near

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a nick name for elizabeth who is a bitch
lizzy-bitch is horny
by my-peroid-is-near June 28, 2014

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it is a device to massage your anus
i love to use a grantmilliken
by my-peroid-is-near June 28, 2014

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i painful burning poop hanging from the hair from your ass
i am in pain i have a spicypoopert
by my-peroid-is-near June 28, 2014

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a sex position where you fuck crouching like a mlb catcher

the varitek comes from the name jason varitek a former catcher from the boston red sox
lets try the varitek
by my-peroid-is-near June 29, 2014

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when a boy masterbates with a cake
-when he sticks his penis in a cake and humps
the baker is a mastercaker
by my-peroid-is-near June 29, 2014

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a old west ranch! where you have sex
lets go to the diamondback to get laid
by my-peroid-is-near November 18, 2014

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is a blow job in a bun
i will get a mcdicks blow job tonight
by my-peroid-is-near June 28, 2014

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