11 definitions by my-peroid-is-near

when someone goes overboard on a tan and has an orange glow
Donald has a Trumpskin
by my-peroid-is-near April 29, 2017
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when a boy masterbates with a cake
-when he sticks his penis in a cake and humps
the baker is a mastercaker
by my-peroid-is-near June 29, 2014
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i painful burning poop hanging from the hair from your ass
i am in pain i have a spicypoopert
by my-peroid-is-near June 29, 2014
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a sex position where you fuck crouching like a mlb catcher

the varitek comes from the name jason varitek a former catcher from the boston red sox
lets try the varitek
by my-peroid-is-near June 29, 2014
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