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Spittoon 

A bowl for chewing tobacco (chaw). The tobacco is spit into the spitoon when the user is done chewing.
I have a spittoon in my living room, but my poor accuracy has led to numerous stains on the carpet surrounding said bowl.
Spittoon by Diggity Monkeez January 10, 2005
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spittoon 

noun - slang for a woman who has a significant amount of unprotected sex, usually with multiple partners, and usually with "dirty" or less than desirous ones.
There's no way I'm gonna hook up with Becky, that chick's a spittoon who's done the whole east side of the trailer park.
spittoon by Harvey_birdman April 16, 2007

spittoon 

A dirty little bucket made of metal or stone that people who chew tobacco rather than smoke it. These were popular in the West (of Loathing) and they can also be used with jelly bean chewing tobacco, extra corrosive chewing tobacco, and you can even pee in it, even if your diabetic. In spittoons, you can find helpful items like a nasty ring, porcelain clay figures, emblems, guns, excalibur replicas, and they can even be flipped upside down to turn them into a hat. The act of looking through gross spittoons was beloved by people like Mumflr Fumperdink (Markiplier) and if they are clean or brand new, he begins to cry while hugging the spittoon in the fetal position.
I like to find special items in spittoons.
spittoon by Duckdud November 19, 2020

spittoon lube 

When you give yourself a mild allergic reaction to thicken up your flem like a placenta to enjoy self pleasuring moreso.
Ran out of lotion, drank some milk , used my own spittoon lube, just like fucking a placenta.
spittoon lube by Gatorprimus6969 February 16, 2024

southern spittoon 

The act of spitting the excess chaw spit accumulated from chewing tobacco into your girlfriends vagina.
Billybob southern spittooned me last night, and I got a contact buzz.you could say things are getting pretty serious.
southern spittoon by MattAllen January 28, 2014

White Spittoon

When you're getting a blowjob from your girl and you cum in her mouth but she doesnt swallow. Instead she flips you over on your knees, grabs your cheeks and spreads them. She then takes her thumbs and opens your asshole and she spits your cum into your asshole.
Dude my girl gave me a white spittoon, I've been farting my kids out for hours.

Sperm Spittoon 

A derogatory term for a vagina belonging to a woman who has a lot of casual sex
Maggie! Put some pants on! No one wants to see your sperm spittoon!
Sperm Spittoon by squidgit October 7, 2010
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026
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