Spanket

The rarely washed, sperm covered blanket found in every hotel room atop of a clean bed.

Jeff walked into the hotel room and immediately kicked off the disgusting spanket and tossed it in the corner of the room.

by tonowoo August 29, 2014

spanket blanket

A blanket used primarily during masturbation to cleanse yourself of the billions of little soldiers whom were born and raised without fear and set on a mission. This blanket interrupts this mission and is usually thrown out after 4 or 5 uses depending on the CC of each load.

Frank: Hey, where did my blanket go?

Matt: Andrew took it in the bathroom and is using it as a Spanket Blanket. He'll be out in 5.

by Harry Basagna August 1, 2006

sanketh

He is very smart and likes to be mischievous. He is the godlike person of the squad. A Sanketh loves to play games. He is more independent at stuff. However, when he gets the chance to share he will always do it. He is a great leader and is always happy to help. He is also very funny.

Sanketh was such a great leader today we won every match!

by Checkerslovekiya June 1, 2021

blue spanker

Blue Spanker:
When a blue shell is forcefully shoved up an opponent's anus in Mariokart.

Mitchell just got a blue spanker for the fourth time.

by A_Pacifist January 4, 2017

spankerchief

a hankerchief or rag that is used for masterbating

my mom found my spankerchief under my bed

by Charlie Badass January 7, 2011

Spanktuary

Spanktuary (noun): A special place in one's home dedicated specifically to masturbation.

1.) I'm going to spend some time in my spanktuary after work this evening.

2.) Our son has been frequenting the family spanktuary quite often as of late.

3.) Susie, you unload the dishwasher and vacuum the living room while Billy scrubs the floor of the spanktuary.

by ganjamancer May 18, 2010

clit spanked

A term used when referring to having sex in the doggy style position. Named so because of the male's testicles hitting the female's clitoris.

Dude what'd you end up doing last night?
Man I clit spanked this chick all night.
Aww damn, lucky dog!

by Tony56 October 2, 2013