slanket

A blanket with sleeves that is used to keep arms warm while reading, going on the computer, etc.

I was watching TV with my slanket on and I was uber warm.

by latenighttelevision December 10, 2008

slanket

n. A cheap knock-off of a Snuggie.

That bitch stole my Snuggie and said it was her Slanket!

by SexyBabii November 17, 2010

slanket

A blanket with sleeves for females. If a male has one he is probably a fag.

I can't believe vin has a slanket. What a fag.

by Bobby Jones IV January 10, 2009

Slanket

A sexually promiscuous girl who sleeps with minorities and tends to be of low moral character. Term is highly offensive, much like the word "cunt".

Dude #1: "Sally is such a slanket."
Dude #2: "Dude, please don't use that word. Call her a slut, but please don't call her a slanket. It offends me."
Dude #1: "Sorry, bro."

by bigtimestyle May 18, 2011

Slanket

a byproduct of turning your girl over while going for some hot doggie style sex. The ensuing tangle of sexy babe and comfy blankets is a crazy sex burrito known as the slanket.

We were bumpin nasties when my girl got slanketed.

by The Slanket king May 20, 2009