Definitions by A_Pacifist

Butt Cabbage 

Small wads that form at the top of a person's buttcrack. They consist of dried fecal matter, toilet paper, and hair.

Jake flicked a butt cabbage on me last night. I almost barfed.

Butt Cabbage by A_Pacifist October 19, 2017

Zooker 

A term used for a new employee at a Zoo. The word is commonly used in an insulting way to shame those who are inexperienced with the animals.

The word was coined by Reddit user:
custydash

Apparently at this zoo, feeding the elephants is a hazing all new zookers have to go through.

Zooker by A_Pacifist August 22, 2017

Parkjob 

When you get road-head so good that you climax and accidentally yank the parking brake while driving.

You know road-head is good when it turns to a parkjob.

Parkjob by A_Pacifist April 11, 2017

blue spanker 

Blue Spanker:
When a blue shell is forcefully shoved up an opponent's anus in Mariokart.

Mitchell just got a blue spanker for the fourth time.

blue spanker by A_Pacifist January 4, 2017