spanker
One who spanks, as in, administering corporal punishment to the backside of a subordinate and/or sexual partner, either for discipline or pleasure.
spanker by Deucebeast January 28, 2006
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spanker
Someone who claims to know something about anything but in reality is only a half-witted chronic masturbator who wishes to impress with their ever-so-lameass limited knowledge in a vain attempt to cover-up their double-digit IQ, usually resorting to Wikipedia in desperation.
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spanker
A thin, very cute, very pretty, SMALL girl,no more than 5'5" tall, who is very pert or perky in appearance and demeanor, with a noticably curvy butt, and arguably no more than 35 years old.
spanker by Uncle Puppy September 14, 2008
spanker
Someone who is totally lame. You would rather watch paint dry than be in the company of such a person.Can't get any action unless they paid for it, and therefore, more than likely spend a great deal of time masturbating or "spanking" it. Can also be used in it's diminutive form "spank".
spanker
A person with an irritating or frustrating personality. Used in place of swear words to express anger, but soften the impact of the statement.
spanker
A foolish person, who if they spent as much time concentrating on the task at hand as they did worrying about everyone elses work, would be a champion.
spanker by champowski August 29, 2005