Spanket

The rarely washed, sperm covered blanket found in every hotel room atop of a clean bed.

Jeff walked into the hotel room and immediately kicked off the disgusting spanket and tossed it in the corner of the room.

by tonowoo August 29, 2014

Cum Burrito

When you mistakenly, yet wholeheartedly wrap yourself up in a spanket.

Kellie was so shit faced that she lovingly wrapped herself up in the spanket, thus making a cum burrito.

by tonowoo August 29, 2014

New Level of Stupid

When someone sinks to a whole new level of stupid you didn't know existed.

Dude, my brother thought his two cats wouldn't breed because they are brother and sister. Now he has 8 kittens.

Well, that's a whole new level of stupid.

by tonowoo January 10, 2015