Spanktuary

Spanktuary (noun): A special place in one's home dedicated specifically to masturbation.

1.) I'm going to spend some time in my spanktuary after work this evening.

2.) Our son has been frequenting the family spanktuary quite often as of late.

3.) Susie, you unload the dishwasher and vacuum the living room while Billy scrubs the floor of the spanktuary.

Spanktuary by ganjamancer May 18, 2010

Spanktuary

A quiet place filled with one's favorite porn videos, magazines, tissues and the occasional blow-up sheep.

I just added the new Jenna Jameson video to my spanktuary.

Spanktuary by SpiderSix66 October 5, 2007

Spanktuary

A special safe place that you go to masturbate.

I’m going to the spanktuary to rub this sub!

Spanktuary by Nouralis September 18, 2019

spanktuary

A state, region, or country where physical punishment has been outlawed.

There should never be any need to (1) hit, (2) raise your voice, or (3) use insulting language when properly raising a child who's genuinely trying to obey and behave, so every country in the world should be a spanktuary.

spanktuary by QuacksO July 29, 2021

sanctuary campus

A tuition hungry university that knowingly enrolls undocumented international students.

Using humanitarianism as a smoke screen, faculty at New York Institute of Technology petitioned for NYIT to serve as a sanctuary campus.

sanctuary campus by SeniorMoment54 October 3, 2017

spanktuation 

1. When Someone is so hot the situation requires masturbation or a deposit in the spank bank
3. The situation at hand when you are pooping and you inquire about the spank selection.

1. Dude, your mom is so hot it put me in a spanktuation.
- Term used by a douche canoe when spotting a sexy beast.
3. What’s the spanktuation?

spanktuation by Chocolate Assholes September 10, 2020

sanctuary 

a small safe place in a troubling world

"where is she?"

"in her sanctuary, crying"

sanctuary by quotelover28 September 30, 2012