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A disease that causes the infected person to look like Ella Fitzgerald, a famous musician. Another symptom is random and spontaneous "scat" singing. The only known cure is to lick a chimp.
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An Innocent Person Who Has Done No Wrong: Awesome I'm gonna eat this cookie dough!
Satan: No, you'll get salmonella.
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