Sockstery
I realized I lost my right x-mas sock when I was transferring the clothes from the washing machine to the dryer; I guess its a sockstery.
Sockstery by TheUltimateUrbaner December 4, 2024
Words you can keep
socksterbate
socksterbate by mr. boinkyou October 8, 2008
Related Words
Sockstery • socksterbate • Sock Story • suckster • shockstering • Sockseron • Sockstress • socksturbate • socostory • Sick Story
suckster
person 1: "see that guy over there with the tight jeans and the vintage glasses frames?"
person 2: "yeah."
person 1: "well, he just bought the same jeans at the expensive vintage store for $120 that he could've gotten at the Salvation Army for $5."
person 2: "what a suckster."
OR
any hipster who also just sucks. note that this includes the vast majority of hipsters.
person 2: "yeah."
person 1: "well, he just bought the same jeans at the expensive vintage store for $120 that he could've gotten at the Salvation Army for $5."
person 2: "what a suckster."
OR
any hipster who also just sucks. note that this includes the vast majority of hipsters.
suckster by mur the scientist biker May 1, 2008
socksturbate
socksturbate by murema October 10, 2014
shockstering
the act of being a habitual shocker through your sheer intelligence, appearance, etc; the act of shocking others, catching their attention by surprise on a continual basis
shockstering by siCi September 23, 2007
Sockseron
Whenever you forget to say "No Homo" when you're done giving the homies a good night kiss you look at your socks to see if they're on. If they're on you can either say "Sockseron" or nothing, either way it's not gay cause you have socks on. If you don't, however, than you are gay. Not necessarily your homie, but you are.
-Thiccy Stahl
-Thiccy Stahl
1: Thanks for the gn kiss homie.
2:Np, oh wait I didn't say "No homo"
*looks at feet
2: Oh no, it's cool, Sockseron.
1: Okay cool, that's good.
Jennifer Anniston: Wtf did I just see?
2:Np, oh wait I didn't say "No homo"
*looks at feet
2: Oh no, it's cool, Sockseron.
1: Okay cool, that's good.
Jennifer Anniston: Wtf did I just see?
Sockseron by I Live on Socialize. May 14, 2020
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Coyote Ugly
1. Place
The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.
2. Movie
A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.
3. Situation/Person/Decision
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2. Movie
A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.
3. Situation/Person/Decision
See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!
2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!
3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
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3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
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Literally 1984
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Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.
Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.
Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!
--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Bob: Literally 1984!
--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
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Back when I lived in upstate new york
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Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010
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TLDU
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