Sockstery

The loss of one sock after the action of washing and drying clothing.

I realized I lost my right x-mas sock when I was transferring the clothes from the washing machine to the dryer; I guess its a sockstery.

by TheUltimateUrbaner December 4, 2024

socksterbate

The art of using a sock when masturbating in order to not "make a mess"

I can't wait 'till tonight so I can socksterbate!!

by mr. boinkyou October 8, 2008

suckster

a suckster is one part hipster and one part sucker.

person 1: "see that guy over there with the tight jeans and the vintage glasses frames?"
person 2: "yeah."
person 1: "well, he just bought the same jeans at the expensive vintage store for $120 that he could've gotten at the Salvation Army for $5."
person 2: "what a suckster."

OR

any hipster who also just sucks. note that this includes the vast majority of hipsters.

by mur the scientist biker May 1, 2008

socksturbate

masturbating using a sock worn as a condom to contain the cum shot

i don't need a tissue or towel because i socksturbate

by murema October 10, 2014

socostory

to drink southern comfort or soco and experience something worth telling the next day, by you or someone else.

Do I have a socostory for you- Claudia had 3 shots of soco last night and ended up passed out naked at work!

by iamthelead January 23, 2005

shockstering

the act of being a habitual shocker through your sheer intelligence, appearance, etc; the act of shocking others, catching their attention by surprise on a continual basis

I like shockstering, but I'm not conceited.

by siCi September 23, 2007

Sockseron

Whenever you forget to say "No Homo" when you're done giving the homies a good night kiss you look at your socks to see if they're on. If they're on you can either say "Sockseron" or nothing, either way it's not gay cause you have socks on. If you don't, however, than you are gay. Not necessarily your homie, but you are.

-Thiccy Stahl

1: Thanks for the gn kiss homie.
2:Np, oh wait I didn't say "No homo"

*looks at feet
2: Oh no, it's cool, Sockseron.
1: Okay cool, that's good.
Jennifer Anniston: Wtf did I just see?

by I Live on Socialize. May 14, 2020