socksturbate

masturbating using a sock worn as a condom to contain the cum shot

i don't need a tissue or towel because i socksturbate

socksturbate by murema October 10, 2014

socksterbate 

The art of using a sock when masturbating in order to not "make a mess"

I can't wait 'till tonight so I can socksterbate!!

socksterbate by mr. boinkyou October 8, 2008

Sicksturbate 

Masturbating, usually multiple times a day, while one is ill in hopes the orgasmic stimulation will help oneself feel better and pass the time while on the road to recovery.

When I had the flu last year, every joint in my body ached. But I would sicksturbate ten times a day for two weeks and felt much better.

Sicksturbate by Dick Onchin October 22, 2020

Sockturbating 

Masturbating into a sock. Used only in times of dire need to masturbate when a masturbator has nothing to "finish" into. Popular when men are sleeping around other men.

I was having a sleepover and really needed to jerk off so I just sockturbating under my covers and no one noticed.

Sockturbating by The Mad Crasher January 1, 2010

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004