suckster 

a suckster is one part hipster and one part sucker.

person 1: "see that guy over there with the tight jeans and the vintage glasses frames?"
person 2: "yeah."
person 1: "well, he just bought the same jeans at the expensive vintage store for $120 that he could've gotten at the Salvation Army for $5."
person 2: "what a suckster."

OR

any hipster who also just sucks. note that this includes the vast majority of hipsters.

suckster by mur the scientist biker May 1, 2008

Suckster 

An interesting alternative for referring to a blowjob.

"Dude, did you bang that pig?"

"nah, I just got suckster"

Suckster by Suckster March 13, 2009

Suckster 

Suckster is a synonym for Christmas. It is called suckster nowadays because the traditions of the day suck and because the traditions have nothing to do with Jesus.

Jack: So Bob, what are you doing for Suckster this year?
Bob: I'm going to put a meaningless dead fire hazard Suckster tree into my house and heat it and let it get real dry; I'm going to buy Suckster presents I can't afford to give to people who will pretend to like them; I'm putting off until Suckster buying some of the stuff like shirts and socks and underwear that I should have already provided for my family but I'll get double credit if I wait until Suckster; I'm going to visit and eat and drink on Suckster, the coldest day of the year; when my kids bug me for a toy, I just put them off until Suckster so maybe they'll forget about it; Suckster is the only day I attend my Catholic church mASS and while I'm there I'll inspect the priest's side of the confessional booth for pecker tracks.

Suckster by pamschel May 3, 2009

Suckstart

Term to describe suicide by firing a weapon placed inside your mouth.

I think im going to suckstart my pistol.

Suckstart by The Real Mongoose! August 19, 2009

socksterbate 

The art of using a sock when masturbating in order to not "make a mess"

I can't wait 'till tonight so I can socksterbate!!

socksterbate by mr. boinkyou October 8, 2008

suckstress

n. female who is skilled in performing oral sex on a male.

"That chick was the queen of all suckstresses -- I never had a better blowjob in my life!"

suckstress by Marc February 14, 2004

shuckster 

To seek compliments and/or support by insulting oneself or by complaining about the difficulty of one's life. n. A person who uses self-deprecation as flattery bait.

Eg: Melanie was a shuckster. Everytime she was given a compliment, she'd turn it into a negative, so that people would have to compliment her more to convince her it was sincere.

shuckster by R.. January 16, 2014