socksterbate

The art of using a sock when masturbating in order to not "make a mess"

I can't wait 'till tonight so I can socksterbate!!

by mr. boinkyou October 8, 2008

Sicksturbate

Masturbating, usually multiple times a day, while one is ill in hopes the orgasmic stimulation will help oneself feel better and pass the time while on the road to recovery.

When I had the flu last year, every joint in my body ached. But I would sicksturbate ten times a day for two weeks and felt much better.

by Dick Onchin October 22, 2020

Sobsterbate

To masturbate while wallowing in self-pity.
To masturbate while crying.

Can't get ahold of Mike? His girlfriend just dumped him, I'll bet he's home sobsterbating.

by Annie July 1, 2005

socksturbate

masturbating using a sock worn as a condom to contain the cum shot

i don't need a tissue or towel because i socksturbate

by murema October 10, 2014

Sobsterbate

Giving the ol' below the waist hitch hikers thumb while having a good cry; note: any other feelings had during this action would just be masturbation during a really sad and terrible time

I was looking at our wedding photos and I had to sobsterbate

by Carion Magnus September 4, 2023