TheUltimateUrbaner's definitions

Sockstery

The loss of one sock after the action of washing and drying clothing.

I realized I lost my right x-mas sock when I was transferring the clothes from the washing machine to the dryer; I guess its a sockstery.

by TheUltimateUrbaner December 4, 2024

Procrastibinge

1. To avoid responsibilities by watching an entire season of a show in one sitting.

2. To procrastinate bingeing.

I was going to clean my room, but I procrastibinged Stranger Things instead.

I was gonna start watching the new season of The Simpsons, but I started procrastibinging.

by TheUltimateUrbaner December 4, 2024

Faggish

Somebody who acts or pursues actions of a faggot/fag.

Kyle was acting a bit faggish today in class yesterday, right?

by TheUltimateUrbaner December 4, 2024

Cloutburp

A sudden, awkward moment when someone brags too hard about their accomplishments and it gets weird.

He mentioned his 100k followers six times in five minutes—a classic cloutburp.

by TheUltimateUrbaner December 4, 2024

Zoomnesia

Forgetting what you were about to say the moment you’re unmuted in a virtual meeting.

Sorry boss, I’ve got Zoomnesia. What were we talking about again? Economics?

by TheUltimateUrbaner December 4, 2024

Semicolon

(As a human reaction)

The first reaction of a teenager experiencing their first pubic action; (male: boner {not from waking up, from sexual interaction} | female: period/slight tingling in the vagina from sexual interaction).

That dude Jake from the 6th grade was probably having a Semicolon earlier, I saw his 'levitating pants' when he was talking to that 8th grader.

by TheUltimateUrbaner December 4, 2024

Sexuapular

Someone who thinks that the changing of their sexuality/gender is the way to get popular among a group/organization of people.

(by making this definition I do not hate against lgptq people or the community in any way; I support them, as my best friend is bisexual, and my cousin is gay.)

That girl Jenny is lesbian and expects a reward for it, what a sexuapular.

by TheUltimateUrbaner December 4, 2024