Definitions by TheUltimateUrbaner

Funkodict

Somebody who is addicted to a Funko Pop or addicted to collecting them.

Dude, that kid James is such a Funkodict, he makes out with them!

Funkodict by TheUltimateUrbaner December 8, 2024

Semicolon 

(As a human reaction)

The first reaction of a teenager experiencing their first pubic action; (male: boner {not from waking up, from sexual interaction} | female: period/slight tingling in the vagina from sexual interaction).

That dude Jake from the 6th grade was probably having a Semicolon earlier, I saw his 'levitating pants' when he was talking to that 8th grader.

Semicolon by TheUltimateUrbaner December 4, 2024

Sexuapular 

Someone who thinks that the changing of their sexuality/gender is the way to get popular among a group/organization of people.

(by making this definition I do not hate against lgptq people or the community in any way; I support them, as my best friend is bisexual, and my cousin is gay.)

That girl Jenny is lesbian and expects a reward for it, what a sexuapular.

Sexuapular by TheUltimateUrbaner December 4, 2024

Spanglesh

A mixture of English and Spanish language speaking

An example of spanglesh would be to say; What is la fecha?

Spanglesh by TheUltimateUrbaner December 4, 2024

Sockstery 

The loss of one sock after the action of washing and drying clothing.

I realized I lost my right x-mas sock when I was transferring the clothes from the washing machine to the dryer; I guess its a sockstery.

Sockstery by TheUltimateUrbaner December 4, 2024

Zoomnesia 

Forgetting what you were about to say the moment you’re unmuted in a virtual meeting.

Sorry boss, I’ve got Zoomnesia. What were we talking about again? Economics?

Zoomnesia by TheUltimateUrbaner December 4, 2024

Procrastibinge

1. To avoid responsibilities by watching an entire season of a show in one sitting.

2. To procrastinate bingeing.

I was going to clean my room, but I procrastibinged Stranger Things instead.

I was gonna start watching the new season of The Simpsons, but I started procrastibinging.

Procrastibinge by TheUltimateUrbaner December 4, 2024