TheUltimateUrbaner's definitions

Funkodict

Somebody who is addicted to a Funko Pop or addicted to collecting them.

Dude, that kid James is such a Funkodict, he makes out with them!

by TheUltimateUrbaner December 8, 2024

Semicolon

(As a human reaction)

The first reaction of a teenager experiencing their first pubic action; (male: boner {not from waking up, from sexual interaction} | female: period/slight tingling in the vagina from sexual interaction).

That dude Jake from the 6th grade was probably having a Semicolon earlier, I saw his 'levitating pants' when he was talking to that 8th grader.

by TheUltimateUrbaner December 4, 2024

Sexuapular

Someone who thinks that the changing of their sexuality/gender is the way to get popular among a group/organization of people.

(by making this definition I do not hate against lgptq people or the community in any way; I support them, as my best friend is bisexual, and my cousin is gay.)

That girl Jenny is lesbian and expects a reward for it, what a sexuapular.

by TheUltimateUrbaner December 4, 2024

Spanglesh

A mixture of English and Spanish language speaking

An example of spanglesh would be to say; What is la fecha?

by TheUltimateUrbaner December 4, 2024

Sockstery

The loss of one sock after the action of washing and drying clothing.

I realized I lost my right x-mas sock when I was transferring the clothes from the washing machine to the dryer; I guess its a sockstery.

by TheUltimateUrbaner December 4, 2024

Zoomnesia

Forgetting what you were about to say the moment you’re unmuted in a virtual meeting.

Sorry boss, I’ve got Zoomnesia. What were we talking about again? Economics?

by TheUltimateUrbaner December 4, 2024

Procrastibinge

1. To avoid responsibilities by watching an entire season of a show in one sitting.

2. To procrastinate bingeing.

I was going to clean my room, but I procrastibinged Stranger Things instead.

I was gonna start watching the new season of The Simpsons, but I started procrastibinging.

by TheUltimateUrbaner December 4, 2024