Smergly

A foreign, unidentifiable substabce on one's face, clothing, or body.
Sometime looks like male ejaculate

"Girl, you got some smergly on your face; need a napkin?"

"I haven't washed these jeans in weeks. I hope there's no smergly on them".

by Jburbank February 5, 2010

smergleblerg

A mandem of 4 mcnuggets

Yo look at that smergleblerg

by Memeitus September 8, 2018

smurgly

A situation in which a person's asshole is filled with peanut butter and then it is sucked out through a straw.

Kevin was smurgled the other night by Martha.

by E-Money February 21, 2003

smeggly

a word used to describe someone short and fat, usually someone who wears glasses and thinks far too highly of themselves.

you seen that michael gove on telly? smeggly little weirdo isn’t he.

by markooooooo October 21, 2020

smegly

SMEGLY means an insult you can use without swearing at someone or something such as is u stub your toe you can say “ow that hurt u smegly rat!!!”

homeboy#1- yo that’s so peak innit

homeboy#2- shut up u smegly rat

homeboy#1- do u want the smoke later or tomorrow innit fam!

by innit fam July 11, 2023

Smergle

When you take a can of paint and cover your dick in it then take a paint brush and shove it into the woman's ass hole then fuck her with your paint covered dick

Dave: Yo last night me and my girlfriend had an awesome time doing the Smergle on the other hand cleaning up was a bitch

by Pokemon fetish dude June 10, 2011

smerlly

When something really smells, it's not just smelly. IT'S SMERLLY!

Erick:Dude, what is so smerlly?
Naillik:Probably my safety.

by Erick Lopez March 2, 2008