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A situation in which a person's asshole is filled with peanut butter and then it is sucked out through a straw.
Kevin was smurgled the other night by Martha.
smurgly by E-Money February 21, 2003
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Incredibly ugly, rude, evil, annoying, and just overall bad.
Dude, no, I don't want to go to John's party. He's so Smurgly.
Rude, ugly, mean, unkind, atrocious, and generally just bad in every sense.
No, I don't want to go to X's party. He's the epitome of being smurgly.

Smurgly burgly!

Something you say when you see a hot milf with big ass tits
person: SMURGLY BURGLY! Thats a hot milf, i want to lick her pussy in alphabetical order

Milf: Faggot what?
A singularly feline display of affection. The kneading, purring, nuzzling, or salivating that accompanies feline affection toward humans.
I found it difficult to read my magazine while Fluffy persistantly smurgled my chin.
smurgle by Dorothy April 21, 2003
Someone (generally an asian) who is always seen in the school hall or in the library with a smugg-ass look on their face. They think they are the shit because they study all day and get perfect scores on all of their tests
All asians are smuggly
smuggly by Big Snigger August 5, 2006
So smug that one's smugness cause them to be, in fact: ugly.
"I am so much better than you at Guitar Hero!"

"God your face is smugly right now."
smugly by barkbark January 18, 2010
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
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the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026
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